The UK: The Andy Burnham years

[Madison]

It is done.

 

[Madison]

Handography

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Handography

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God Charles should have dipped his hands in ICE before that picture

 

[Madison]

"His Majesty received in audience the Rt. Hon. Andrew Burnham MP and requested him to form a new Administration.

"The Rt. Hon Andrew Burnham MP accepted The King's offer and kissed hands upon his appointment as Prime Minister and First Lord of the Treasury.

"Ms. Marie-France van Heel was also received by His Majesty."

What a fantastic name for a PM’s spouse.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The hot podium guy doesn't seem like he'll be dealing with podiums for this administration

 

[ZenGiraffe]

(@Madison YES I KNOW IT IS ACTUALLY A LECTURN)

 

[Madison]

Hot Lectern Guy reshuffled and appointed Hot Microphone Guy.

 

[Madison]

(@Madison YES I KNOW IT IS ACTUALLY A LECTURN)

(It’s not actually a lecturn).

 

[ZenGiraffe]

(It’s not actually a lecturn).

()

 

[Madison]

 

[Agneeta]

Pick your fighter

 

[Lucille]

Do we have a hot new podium for this administration?

 

[Madison]

Do we have a hot new podium for this administration?

No.

 

[Lucille]

So what’s the point.

 

[Lucille]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

God I hope we get some Thought Provoking pictures of MARIE-FRANCE VAN HEEL

 

[PercyPig]

Too woke?

 

[Madison]

Van Heel seems awkward.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Glad they've not used the TACKY FLAGS that Starmer had for his first arrival at Downing Street

 

[Madison]

Bizarre Peter Reid cameo.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh Andy, not SPIKING THE LENS

 

[Agneeta]

Yes upturn the 80s please.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

VAN HEEL IS MY NEW FAVOURITE CHARACTER IN BRITISH POLITICS

 

[Lucille]

Has he put his disgusting nipples away?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Has he put his disgusting nipples away?

Only briefly, they'll be WHACKED OUT AGAIN when he gets to NUMBER TEN NORTH

 

[disneyteletubby]

Ah the lady he hugged for ages was his mum

 

[ZenGiraffe]

VAN HEEL IS MY NEW FAVOURITE CHARACTER IN BRITISH POLITICS

Oh she DESPISES THIS ALREADY

 

[Agneeta]

Ah the lady he hugged for ages was his mum

Still feeds off her tits

 

[Agneeta]

His mum is a busty lovely.

 

[Agneeta]

Don't leave van-heel out in the sun!

 

[Agneeta]

It's just been confirmed that Wes Streeting is going to be burned inside a wicker man.

 

[octophone]

Pick your fighter

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Liz peeking out like

 

[Mugatu]

The lack of lectern feels far too casual. I was expecting Andy B (who I believe is Northern?) to have the mic pointing down towards him like Liam Gallagher.

 

[Jark]

what's he going to LEAN ON? what's he going to do with his HANDS?

 

[big ron]

The lack of lectern feels far too casual. I was expecting Andy B (who I believe is Northern?) to have the mic pointing down towards him like Liam Gallagher.

I was hoping he would be perching casually on the edge of a pub garden table, holding a half drunk pint of Moretti

 

[VoR]

Do we think he'd be open to bringing Diane Abbott back into the fold? She's still sitting as an independent.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Do we think he'd be open to bringing Diane Abbott back into the fold? She's still sitting as an independent.

What was she suspended for again?

He probably will, it would get some good will from the left (which he'll need after his presumed DISGUSTING choice for chancellor) and she'll be unlikely to stand at the next election anyway, she only did the last one out of spite!

 

[GNL]

To be honest at this point I think Diane Abbott is where she wants to be. Bringing her back into the fold just puts a bit more focus on her for when she inevitably starts DRAGGING him three days later.

 

[ExcitableWoof]

I think he should absolutely do exactly what he wants to do, safe in the knowledge he will get absolutely pulled to bits by the rightwing media even if he cures cancer. Just lets have a leader who doesn't get into office and immediately seize up for the love of god.

 

[Finn]

I want a tv show that's basically Queer Eye but it's Diane Abbott and Emily Thornberry sorting people's lives out