What ever happened to post whoring? (1 Viewer)

[Agneeta]

SUBTLE POST WHORING

 

[jivafox]

CREEP up to me
Take a DEEP drag on me
TILL YOU'RE HIGH

 

[Agneeta]

So I creep, yeah
Just keep it on the down low
Said nobody is supposed to know
So I creep, yeah
'Cause he doesn't know what I do
And no attention goes to show
Oh, so I creep

 

[ExcitableWoof]

Mmmbop

 

[ExcitableWoof]

ba duba dop ba

 

[ExcitableWoof]

Yeah, yeah

 

[Agneeta]

The little one from Hanson is super right wing.

 

[Agneeta]

Sometimes I wonder if we'd all be better off if Dannii Minogue had sung it.

 

[ExcitableWoof]

I don't want to see a ghost

 

[Suedehead]

Sabrina
Theresa
I got something I wanna talk about
Talk about
Talk about

 

[ExcitableWoof]

It's a sight that I fear most

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Sometimes I wonder if we'd all be better off if Dannii Minogue had sung it.

Surely that's the case for ANY and EVERY SONG!?

 

[Pipo]

Sam Fender caught in a blender (feat. Olivia Dean)

 

[ExcitableWoof]

I'd rather have Greggs festive bake

 

[ExcitableWoof]

watch the evening news

 

[Indie]

Snap admin election: big ron or spicebrain VOTE NOW

 

[Tisch]

Sophie Habibis has set her Instagram to private

 

[ExcitableWoof]

I'm a superstitious girl

 

[Joseph]

 

[Agneeta]

Snap admin election: big ron or spicebrain VOTE NOW

Girlcanyon

 

[Tisch]

Vinyls

 

[Joseph]

QUITE BIG VINYLS

 

[ExcitableWoof]

I'm the worst in the world

 

[Agneeta]

I went to this local gay party that is held once in 3 months.

Of course I hoped that they would play American life. They did play a Die Another Day remix which got a huge reception of the crowd. So as I was sipping from my Smirnoff Ice & Wodka Red Bulls mixed with a few beers I became the cutey of the evening.

I was in sarcastich bitch mode.

Suddenely American life came on. I knew it was time...I took the straw from my drink (drinking with a straw makes you look so much younger:P)

And I made a headset out of it...I climbed onto the podium..where this 18 year old fat cunt was acting like the song sucked. As I stepped up he stepped aside...and I made the motion with my head that he needed to back off. So he did of course. I love being intimidating. So my 2 back up dancers or whatever..Joost and Mark also climbed on stage and danced with me as I sang American Life.

I nailed the rap part and well..juding by the amount of numbers I got I must have promoted M. really well..

Annieways I had a blast. I was home at 7 o clock.

The fat guy from the stage came on to me..I was waiting near the toilets and he said to me...

He: You are child pornography (I get that all the time cause I look quite young)
Me: I´m glad you´re getting aroused
He: Your dancing was funny but that Madonna song sucks
Me: You know what sucks? An overweight, solariumaddict with a gut belly that it trying to squeeze himself in a way to tight shirt
He:*with an attitude* Don´t you know who I am?
Me: No. Do I wanna know? NO. You´re FAT FAT FAT! Please leave this party after me otherwise you´ll block the door when trying to exit

LOL. Ok I was a bitch last night..normally I am quite sweet but he was dissing Mo.

 

[Joseph]

MEATED PIEVALRY FORUM NOWT

 

[ExcitableWoof]

Never yeast infected ladders

 

[Agneeta]

NORMALLY I AM QUITE SWEET

 

[Joseph]

ANTHONYSEX

 

[Suedehead]

The girl With the dragon tattoo is my favourite feel good movie ever

 

[ExcitableWoof]

I keep a vote @big ron

 

[Suedehead]

my bubblebutt is not for you

 

[Agneeta]

Have you ever done a MONA LISA?

 

[Tisch]

Marmalade, thunderclap, velcro, obsidian, wobble, kerosene, tangerine, static, hinterland, mischief, gravel, lullaby.

 

[Joseph]

Which FANNY has the hairiest SPICE GIRL?

 

[Agneeta]

Please someone tell me what is the meaning of "BHS CAFE"

The guys who bareback, do you always know for sure the partner is negative?

Lots to unpack here

 

[Agneeta]

Which Spice Girl has the hairiest arsehole?

OBVIOUSLY EMMA BUNTON

 

[ExcitableWoof]

I fear an evil AI is coming for us all. Everyone except for Gabrielle. It will have no resistance against her beautiful musics.

 

[Suedehead]

Pumpkin - what do you think?

 

[Agneeta]

 

[Agneeta]