The USA: The Trump Years 2.0 (1 Viewer)

[octophone]

God, I wish he would hurry up and just die. His organs are liquifying faster than his brain and his cognitive functions are lesser than those of a baby sparrow as, for that matter, is his bowel control. One sniff of his daughter's perfume would surely be enough to stop his rancid heart once and for all.

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

We asked for slow AND PAINFUL!

What's wrong with quick and pain-free as long as it gets the job done in a timely manner?

 

[K.C.]

Organs liquifying is wild.

 

[K.C.]

I wonder if he has any body doubles.

 

[funky]

I wonder if he has any body doubles.

Jabba The Hut hasn’t had much work since 1980.

 

[K.C.]

Somebody's been caught Donormaxxing

 

[K.C.]

This is legit uncomfortable to watch. That look she gives him...FUMING.

 

[K.C.]

 

[K.C.]

 

[GNL]

Somebody's been caught Donormaxxing

All that money and he's still drawing his eyebrows on with a Sharpie?

 

[PercyPig]

This is legit uncomfortable to watch. That look she gives him...FUMING.

It’s giving Marcia and Logan Roy

 

[Santaliger007]

Dont get all hate him his 80 think doing greate job rwgardless his bellend not witch ant

Ligers roxs

 

[Agneeta]

Dont get all hate him his 80 think doing greate job rwgardless his bellend not witch ant

Ligers roxs

Which bit of the job is he doing great?

 

[Kate]

Cannot get my head around the idea of being an attractive 35-year-old and choosing to have sex with a fecally incontinent 80-year-old. SURELY NOT?! However damaged she is!

OMG maybe Natalie Harp IS @Martha Skidd

 

[Jark]

I don't want to think about his bellend

 

[Agneeta]

Fun fact: her Evangelical father killed himself mere weeks before she met Trump.

She'd been raised to preserve the Evangelical belief system as her sole mission.

 

[Jark]

I don't want to think about his bellend

I'd much rather speculate on his nappy-wearing SHART MACHINE

 

[Agneeta]

There's a chance the shit creeps around and infects his bell end.

SORRY ADHD I HAD TO SAY IT.

 

[Kate]

There's a chance the shit creeps around and infects his bell end.

SORRY ADHD I HAD TO SAY IT.

Here for anything that finishes him off tbh.

 

[Kate]

(By which I mean DEATH not cumming, for any sickos)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

(By which I mean DEATH not cumming, for any sickos)

Just tag @Lucille!

 

[funky]

Sometimes I think even dark moopy isn’t dark enough for this thread

 

[octophone]

Fun fact: her Evangelical father killed himself mere weeks before she met Trump.

She'd been raised to preserve the Evangelical belief system as her sole mission.

Whay, by fucking a 3-times married octogenerian with more STI's than the average Bolivian sex worker and the cognitive ability of a toddler on LSD? Which verse of the Bible is that in?

 

[VoR]

Whatever he's physically capable of doing in a clothes-off situation at this point in the decreptitude cycle, I doubt it could meaningfully be described as sex.

 

[big ron]

I don't want to think about his bellend

Wonder when he last saw it. Can 100% guarantee it's small, shrivelled and encrusted with dried piss.

 

[big ron]

Honestly, I would ban me for that. I am sorry.

 

[big ron]

There's a chance the shit creeps around and infects his bell end.

SORRY ADHD I HAD TO SAY IT.

I retract my apology in light of this visual hatecrime

 

[funky]

 

[Sardonicus]

If everyone could please stop discussing his arse, dick & sex life that'd be great thx in advance xox

 

[K.C.]

May as well delete the thread then.

 

[Agneeta]

(By which I mean DEATH not cumming, for any sickos)

Trump dead after faecal infection in his bell end.

I wonder if Little Ms Harp noshes on that.

 

[Agneeta]

So long as he's doing a great job.

 

[Jark]

something tells me it's more of an emotional dalliance with Ms Harp

 

[K.C.]

One day Natalie Harp will go into his office and there'll be nothing but a puddle of tan and tufts of peroxide hair.

 

[funky]

It’s definitely an emotionally dysfunctional relationship. Based on those letters she’s needy, clingy, insecure, submissive, dependent, desperate to please and has major daddy issues.

Of course he’s going to employ her. And then promote her. And maybe fuck her (ie let her fiddle with it while she whispers into his ear how amazing he is)

These days flattery is probably the only thing he can get it up for

 

[big ron]

All I can think about is an on-the-turn whelk.

 

[Shoat]

Note: never ever click on the Trump thread after lunch

 

[big ron]

You know those little salt crystals you get in extra mature cheddar?

 

[Kate]

You know those little salt crystals you get in extra mature cheddar?

TOO FAR

DO NOT RUIN CRUNCHY CHEESE FOR ME

 

[funky]

I wonder if she wipes off the flakes before she puts it in her mouth