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Kobbie Mainoo must be furious. He pushed Henderson over that advertising hoarding and he still doesn’t get on the pitch.

It’s warfare against my neighbours and it’s justified. If their stream was ahead of mine, I’d have turned the hose on them by now.

They certainly didn’t appear to immediately realise that Kane was offside for that second one.

you should celebrate goals that haven't happened just to fuck with them

The arseholes watching the game in the gardens of my flat are about a minute behind me. I might make my celebrations of any future goals...

I think it’s fair to say that goal would be chalked off if it had been scored against Argentina.

There's something seriously wrong with my television. It says we're starting Madueke.

I’m pretty sure it was on fire last time I checked!

That’s crazy talk. The Snake Pass is much more direct.

Certainly not because you keep getting correct answers on the Copabet.

And you lying with your head under the covers and your arse out!

Really the only acceptable perpetrator is someone who didn’t think she was right wing enough.

I think we know perfectly well that Cilla would actually be saying, “No, your seat is back in economy, love”.

Good that the suspect is a white British national. Bad that the police have to immediately announce that now thanks to people like her.

My first clue that he might be French was when he surrendered shamefully to a German.