dmlaw's latest activity

Expecting Oyarzabal to score four goals was never realistic.

Well he’s going to. Messi now needs two goals and an assist in an actual real match to win.

Doesn’t matter if it does. The whole thing might as well be scripted.

They could replace him with Connor Storrie and still maintain the competitive integrity of the fixture.

They should consider substituting on more defenders.

The whole concept of the Golden Boot is so fucked when the five goals that Mbappe will inevitably score in this half count.

Anyone trying to claim this as a competent England performance against a top team at the World Cup should remember that it DOESN’T COUNT.

Mainoo appears not to even be on the bench. Did he fuck Tuchel’s wife or something?

I really hope, whatever happens, the police will ask him how many eggs there were and make the findings public

Technically, that’s Labour thread and not a UK thread. He’s already the Labour leader so it’s OK. We’re due a ‘The UK - The Andy Burnham...

I hear we’ll get a bank holiday if Argentina lose in the final.

(And STOP THE COUNT at 84 minutes.)

Really the Argentinian football team should be proscribed as a terrorist organisation. They are less defensible than Palestine Action.

Bans for all of those guys from the final would seem the only option. If they don’t have eleven players, they’ll just have to ask...

Now THAT'S how to be a good manager