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That’s another one! I was trying to think of more, there’s loads but my 7am mind is foggy. Smashed “avo” (shudder) is another.

Elasticated? Or with a built in drip guard?

This. It’s magnificent. My favourite of all of theirs.

I hate honey full stop. But hot honey is just the new PULLED PORK, isn’t it? That one faddy thing that filters through to every menu...

And conversely, I don’t think I ever saw him once. Brenda and someone I long forgot from Holby City who may have been a gay, I seem to...

I used to recite all the finalists in the athletics from the 1992 Olympics if I’d taken drugs. That worked a treat! I sometimes do this...

Awww, Brenda. Used to see her in the off licence on Whiteladies Road in Bristol buying a bottle of wine when I was a student and had...

This was me for years. Exactly so. And then I made one slight change which meant that it just petered out. I literally forced myself to...

KELLE BRYAN knighted for services to fax machines

*burns albums*

Yeah, and she reposted it. FUCK MADONNA, WHAT A BITCH.

I hadn't ever considered that but it seems very likely, yes.

Kenny - exactly what you said. Calculated and inauthentic with more than a touch of the Pellows.

I do like that she releases these fully expanded versions on vinyl. But yeah, was hoping for something a bit more unreleased that what...

Kenny or Undercover or BOTH? Because that's the point I was making. Also, with OUR KEN, it all felt a bit "middle class white boy does...