Random examples of items which are part of the canon of Wednesday

My throat is a bit claggy and I was clearing it on the tram and a women moved to a different seat.
 
My iced coffee didn't have any ICE in it, which I didn't realise til I got to my desk and I feel cheated in the most MIDDLE CLASS of ways.
 
You sure it didn't just melt? It has been awfully warm...
 
Yeah, but then you had to actually drink coffee from Costa, so...
 
My nose also hurts from snorting dust at the weekend. All the pain none of the fun.
 
On the topic of NOSES and the INEXORABLE FUN OF AGEING I have HAIRS growing out of the FRONT of my nose. WHAT IS GOING ON
 
I have a small cluster of blackheads on the left side of my nose since yesterday
 
I just a very easy, helpful and painless call with HMRC, what the hell is going on?
 
It's summer...

I need to phone them too. It might be a good time.
 
I was just sent this. Apparently it’s been all over the Internet for the past few days but it seems to have escaped my algorithm.

Martha Reeves may be 85 and should have stopped performing LONG ago (I remember seeing her on a TV show about 30 years ago and she sounded dreadful then). But this is truly something else. Fergie, all is forgiven.

 
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Ellie said:
I was just sent this. Apparently it’s been all over the Internet for the past few days but it seems to have escaped my algorithm.

Martha Reeves may be 85 and should have stopped performing LONG ago (I remember seeing her on a TV show about 30 years ago and she sounded dreadful then). But this is truly something else. Fergie, all is forgiven.

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This is so CUNT and I WILL strike down anyone who speaks against it!
 
Ellie said:
I was just sent this. Apparently it’s been all over the Internet for the past few days but it seems to have escaped my algorithm.

Martha Reeves may be 85 and should have stopped performing LONG ago (I remember seeing her on a TV show about 30 years ago and she sounded dreadful then). But this is truly something else. Fergie, all is forgiven.

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So exemplary that the AI subtitles genuinely felt it necessary to caption "[screaming]" at multiple points through this

I love her and we need more live performances please and thank you
 
This thread is filled with so many FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS

(Queen Martha excluded)
 
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