ASFM presents: Worldvision V - The World is QUITE Enough - Send your delegations by MONDAY 5TH OCTOBER.

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Bugger me sideways, is it that time of year already?

Tetris R. Occoli and Padded Bag Productions present...

Worldvision FIVE - The World is QUITE Enough :disco: :disco:​

You know the drill by now - I want a song by an artist from your chosen country, the diaspora of your country, or a group with at least one member from your country. It's first come, first served on countries so if you're jonesing to field a particular Micronesian bop, slip me your piece ASAP. I'm happy to accept the UK as four separate countries, and if some evil bastard colonialist empire has an overseas territory, I'll accept an entry from there as an independent competitor, as long as they're actually FROM there (e.g France can compete alongside one of the many islands they've viciously subjugated.)

'But Butters!' You trill 'You may have the physique and lustrous mane of a young Lenny Kravitz, but whatsoever shall be the avatar theme?'. In response to your ceaseless pestering I hereby announce that this year's theme is NATIONAL TREASURES; an ICON (By which I mean any old dickhead) from your chosen country.

Please present your entry as follows:

Song:
Artiste:
Country:
Avatar title:
National treasure image:
YouTube:
Spotify:

Oh, and just one more thing... to keep things varied, I will accept songs from no more than HALF of last year's countries, which means only twelve of the following can have the nerve to show their fucking face around here again:

Argentina
Belgium
Canada
China
Equatorial Guinea
Finland
Georgia
Germany
Greece
Ireland
Italy
Latvia
Mali
Mongolia
Norway
Romania
South Korea
Spain
Sweden
Turkey
Ukraine
USA

I'll let you know when the quota's been reached.

You've got ages to fire your goodies into my inbox as I'm off to that Turkey tomorrow for a fortnight, but I'll be keeping a watchful eye on your entries while I'm away.

Bon voyage!
 
I just remembered I had a dream about this and getting a DM to enter, so I probably will :D and have a good holiday! 😊
 
SQUEAL! But slightly confused - don’t you usually assign us a country? Do we just pick one from the list above?
 
funky said:
SQUEAL! But slightly confused - don’t you usually assign us a country? Do we just pick one from the list above?
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I believe that from the list above only twelve countries can be picked (first come, first served), the rest of the players must choose nations that are not listed at all so there won't be repeats.
 
funky said:
SQUEAL! But slightly confused - don’t you usually assign us a country? Do we just pick one from the list above?
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I normally assign countries but for the last one I though I'd go first-come-first served and it worked pretty well so I thought I'd just do that again.
 
ButterTart said:
Urgent bulletin: My shortlist for this contest currently contains NINETY songs. I will not be taking questions at this time.
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Oh you’ve EDITED DOWN, well done. I wish I could be so STRICT.

When I get my song choices down into three figures, I’ll be sure to let you know.
 
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Oh, and just one more thing... to keep things varied, I will accept songs from no more than HALF of last year's countries, which means only twelve of the following can have the nerve to show their fucking face around here again:
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Butters is any country of the list still untaken? Or you've already got your 12 of it?
 
Right, I'm back - I wanted to get cracking on this again sooner but my brain has been melted by world war FUCK kicking off at work this week.

I'm getting back up to speed with everything and then I'll update :disco:

Sorry for fucking clean off for the last fortnight, the juxtaposition of an idyllic holiday followed by the most aggressively intense week of work I've ever had has been... challenging.
 
ButterTart said:
Right, I'm back - I wanted to get cracking on this again sooner but my brain has been melted by world war FUCK kicking off at work this week.

I'm getting back up to speed with everything and then I'll update :disco:

Sorry for fucking clean off for the last fortnight, the juxtaposition of an idyllic holiday followed by the most aggressively intense week of work I've ever had has been... challenging.
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I had already accepted you were dead.
 
Tart2 Holidays n' Human Trafficking are delighted to announce plans to further expand our worldwide Worldvision world tour! Our new itinerary is expected to feature the following TARTESCO areas of outstanding natural Moopy:

The Papal Basilica of Saint Agneeta in the Vatican
Kasbah of AlgoAlex
Sanctuary of Our Lady of dmlaw
The ExcitableWoof Diving School, Co. Donegal
The Sacred funky Forest Sanctuary, Bali
The GNL DMZ
Basílica i Temple Expiatori de la Iguana Família
Franciscan Missions Indie Sierra Gorda of Querétaro
The Hanging Gardens of jivafox
The Kate Barrier Queef
Marina Salty Bay Sands
Musicen Pis, Brussels
Neonschwanstein Castle
Brockway, octophone and North Haverbrook
The Ancient Monastic Ruins of Penelope
Historic Sanctuary of Machu Pingu
The rhythmbanditburg Gate
The Great Pyramids of Rita
Krak des Suomi (Our guests have shown a keen interest in poking around in there)
The CERN Large Hadron Superstylin' Collider
Statue of Saint win_the_game Riding an Upside-Down Dead Horse, Prague

Representatives for the above are to send promotional materials to our tour operator at their earliest convenience, ideally no later than Sunday 4th October.

Most things beat a Tart2 holiday. ATOL excluded.
 
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The above-named internationally tolerated sites of cultural and historical indifference will join the list of stunning landmarks already included in our tour:

The Berly Khalifa
BoysForSelesbury Plain
The ButterTarthenon
Svalbard Global disneyteletubby Vault
The ILL ADVISED Wall of China
Route Sixty-jyxz
The Kalasseum
Al Qal'a of Beni HamMadison
Mill Network at Kinderdijk-ElshOutSynk
Mount Sardonicus (This is both a landmark AND a popular activity. In both cases we advise guests to beware of eruptions)
The straightorbroken of Hormuz
Pre-Hispanic City of TeoTischuacan
ZenGiraffalgar Square (also known as the Zenotaph)

Most things beat a Tart2 holiday. ATOL excluded.
 
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ButterTart said:
These internationally tolerated sites of cultural and historical indifference will join the list of stunning landmarks already included in our tour:

The Berly Khalifa
BoysForSelesbury Plain
The ButterTarthenon
Svalbard Global disneyteletubby Vault
The ILL ADVISED Wall of China
Route Sixty-jyxz
The Kalasseum
Mill Network at Kinderdijk-ElshOutSynk
Mount Sardonicus (This is both a landmark AND a popular activity. In both cases we advise guests to beware of eruptions)
The straightorbroken of Hormuz
Pre-Hispanic City of TeoTischuacan
ZenGiraffalgar Square (also known as the Zenotaph)

Most things beat a Tart2 holiday. ATOL excluded.
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As always, big fan of your work
 
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