Sunday gets clocked

The barbers is the only place left on Earth that I still have a wife but even that is now being called into question because my husband is my phone wallpaper and it was clocked. But the man on my phone wallpaper is actually err my favourite singer and he’s released two singles called I AM KIMBERLEY and DIFFICULT SECOND SINGLE and he’s signed to SONY MUSIC.

God its a real ride being gay isn’t it
 
And before anyone says anything, I am NOT risking bad hair just to stand up for gay rights.
 
Aldi was disgusting, but I have enjoyed the pleasure of American pancakes, blueberries and a dash of Canadian syrup.
 
Suomi said:
The barbers is the only place left on Earth that I still have a wife but even that is now being called into question because my husband is my phone wallpaper and it was clocked. But the man on my phone wallpaper is actually err my favourite singer and he’s released two singles called I AM KIMBERLEY and DIFFICULT SECOND SINGLE and he’s signed to SONY MUSIC.

God its a real ride being gay isn’t it
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Last time I went to the barber, the guy cutting my hair was telling me how he'd recently switched careers from dancing on a cruise ship, and the time before that, the lady cutting my hair warned me she wouldn't be very chatty as she'd just had her tongue pierced, so I very much CAN'T relate.
 
My barbers shuts in August, so I have to slum it elsewhere. One of the worst haircuts I've had as an adult, talk about a money laundering front.
 
I have picked up new earphones and the jump in quality from my last ones is insane. Music sounds so DIFFERENT now :disco:

And the noise cancelling is much better too, not even the subway makes a dent in it
 
Yaas. Had a boiler service booked in for tomorrow between 8 and 1, they phoned and said they had a guy in the area and a cancellation and could he come now. Yes. Yes he can. Tomorrow morning is now mine again.
 
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