New Cat Species DEBUTS on world stage

ZenGiraffe

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• Sep 17, 2026

• #1

LOVE HER

 

Pipo

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• Sep 17, 2026

• #2

I'll take three to go, please.

 

ZenGiraffe

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SO SMALL!!!

 

funky

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Well he’s absolutely gorgeous!

 

ZenGiraffe

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MORE PICS!

 

lolly

Rowena? From Kuwait?

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• #6

 

Lucille

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• #7

HI!

 

Madison

Everything goes up by six

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@Santaliger007

 

octophone

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What a DUDE. Definite ocelot vibes but a bit more spicy.

 

Kate

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Madison said:

@Santaliger007

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Nowhere near obese enough

 

Ellie

Super talented triple threat

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He’s even loafing

 

Penelope

Бангаранга

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Love her

 

Lucille

The Grande Dame

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I’m sorry to report that the new cat species has a history of problematic tweets.

 

Dark Carnival

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ZenGiraffe said:

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Mama, those eyes!

 

Dark Carnival

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Lucille said:

I’m sorry to report that the new cat species has a history of problematic tweets.

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WHO DOESN’T?

 

dmlaw

Democracy doesn't work

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• Sep 18, 2026

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Lucille said:

I’m sorry to report that the new cat species has a history of problematic tweets.

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It’s a cat! Being widely loved in spite of being an obvious psychopath is kind of their thing.

 

ZenGiraffe

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LOOK ÁT HER POSE FOR THE PAPARAZZI!!

 

octophone

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How can someone look so cute but so angry at the same time? She's amazing. 2026 has value at last.

 

ZenGiraffe

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AMERICAN DEBUT (feat. heartbreaking immigration policy )

 

GNL

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ZenGiraffe said:

AMERICAN DEBUT (feat. heartbreaking immigration policy )

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The lesser spotted Felis ChatGPTus.

 

Ellie

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Santaliger007

Kingbluewhales007

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• Sep 24, 2026

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Kate said:

Nowhere near obese enough

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Just i hinking still cute ish be bigger av few tigers lions din dins yumyyy hope good princess


Giant obse ligers roxs

 

GNL

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• Oct 1, 2026

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New penguin just dropped.

Amazing new penguin discovered for first time in over 100 years | Discover Wildlife

Research represents evidence that the gentoo penguin is actually four genetically distinct species.

www.discoverwildlife.com

 

Tisch

DO IT FOR HER

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God dropping yet another new species on us

 

Jark

PLUMP and RIPE

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he'll take another hundred away next week x