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104. Burn the Witch
Centuries-old witch Marina De Luna (Jennifer Lopez) has hidden in the sleepy tourist town of Cauldron’s End for generations, posing as a glamorous herbalist. When she’s forced to play “The Witch” in the town’s annual trial reenactment, her mischievous demon companion, Labubu, reveals its true allegiance, leading a cult of vicious Labubus determined to burn her for real and unleash satanic demons on the village.
With the townsfolk unknowingly swept into the deadly ritual, Marina must join forces with skeptical local professor Ethan Blake (Oscar Isaac) and relentless witch-hunter Eldric Thornwell (Anthony Hopkins) to survive the pyre, stop the summoning, and confront the betrayal of the creature she once called family.
Centuries-old witch Marina De Luna (Jennifer Lopez) has hidden in the sleepy tourist town of Cauldron’s End for generations, posing as a glamorous herbalist. When she’s forced to play “The Witch” in the town’s annual trial reenactment, her mischievous demon companion, Labubu, reveals its true allegiance, leading a cult of vicious Labubus determined to burn her for real and unleash satanic demons on the village.
With the townsfolk unknowingly swept into the deadly ritual, Marina must join forces with skeptical local professor Ethan Blake (Oscar Isaac) and relentless witch-hunter Eldric Thornwell (Anthony Hopkins) to survive the pyre, stop the summoning, and confront the betrayal of the creature she once called family.
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105. Love in the Time of Luxury Garbage
When fashion’s most controversial designer, Pelagia Pelados (Jennifer Lopez), unveils her latest creation — Uriné, a $60,000 bottled “perfume” made from actual human urine — the art world hails it as the ultimate statement in authenticity. The ultra-rich clamor to own it, influencers cry on camera, and critics declare it “liquid genius.”
But Pelagia’s glittering empire is threatened when her flamboyant, estranged mother from Idaho (Dolly Parton) arrives in Paris, armed with the truth about her daughter’s dumpster-diving past and ready to cash in. Complicating matters further is Adrian Verne (Ben Affleck), a brooding modern art curator determined to expose Uriné as a con — until an unexpected romance makes him question whether the scammer might also be a visionary.
A sharp, stylish romcom about love, lies, and the price of selling garbage to people who will pay anything, Love in the Time of Luxury Garbage proves that in fashion, even the truth can be couture.
When fashion’s most controversial designer, Pelagia Pelados (Jennifer Lopez), unveils her latest creation — Uriné, a $60,000 bottled “perfume” made from actual human urine — the art world hails it as the ultimate statement in authenticity. The ultra-rich clamor to own it, influencers cry on camera, and critics declare it “liquid genius.”
But Pelagia’s glittering empire is threatened when her flamboyant, estranged mother from Idaho (Dolly Parton) arrives in Paris, armed with the truth about her daughter’s dumpster-diving past and ready to cash in. Complicating matters further is Adrian Verne (Ben Affleck), a brooding modern art curator determined to expose Uriné as a con — until an unexpected romance makes him question whether the scammer might also be a visionary.
A sharp, stylish romcom about love, lies, and the price of selling garbage to people who will pay anything, Love in the Time of Luxury Garbage proves that in fashion, even the truth can be couture.
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106. Love-Love
Genre: Romantic Comedy / Sports
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But Alejandro, now living a quiet life in Mallorca teaching kids and avoiding the media, wants nothing to do with the spotlight—or Isabella, whose glitzy, chaotic world is the complete opposite of his grounded, disciplined lifestyle.
Sparks fly (and rackets too) when Isabella shows up on his island uninvited, determined to change his mind. What starts as a clash of egos soon becomes a volley of flirtation as they train together under the Mediterranean sun. Between practice matches, hilarious culture clashes, paparazzi snafus, and unexpected moments of vulnerability, the two begin to realize they might be each other’s perfect doubles partner—on and off the court.
But with career expectations, old rivals, and public scrutiny threatening their newfound connection, Isabella and Alejandro must decide: will they play it safe… or take a chance on love?
Genre: Romantic Comedy / Sports
Starring:
- Jennifer Lopez as Isabella Reyes, a fiery, glamorous former tennis prodigy turned celebrity coach.
- Rafael Nadal as Alejandro “Alex” Vega, a humble, retired tennis legend reluctantly pulled back into the spotlight.
Synopsis:
When Isabella Reyes, a former tennis sensation-turned-Hollywood celebrity coach, is tasked with reviving the image of a struggling tennis charity, she devises a bold plan: convince the reclusive Rafael Nadal—I mean, Alejandro Vega—to partner with her for a televised mixed doubles exhibition match.But Alejandro, now living a quiet life in Mallorca teaching kids and avoiding the media, wants nothing to do with the spotlight—or Isabella, whose glitzy, chaotic world is the complete opposite of his grounded, disciplined lifestyle.
Sparks fly (and rackets too) when Isabella shows up on his island uninvited, determined to change his mind. What starts as a clash of egos soon becomes a volley of flirtation as they train together under the Mediterranean sun. Between practice matches, hilarious culture clashes, paparazzi snafus, and unexpected moments of vulnerability, the two begin to realize they might be each other’s perfect doubles partner—on and off the court.
But with career expectations, old rivals, and public scrutiny threatening their newfound connection, Isabella and Alejandro must decide: will they play it safe… or take a chance on love?
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107. Love Beyond the Veil
Jennifer Lopez plays herself, a glamorous and successful actress and singer, who moves into a charming historic apartment in New York City. Soon, she starts seeing Jelene Fonz, a witty, lively ghost from the 1920s who claims to be a jazz singer. At first, Jennifer thinks she's imagining things, but Jelene’s playful antics and heartfelt stories make her believe otherwise.
As Jennifer tries to uncover Jelene’s past, she finds herself falling for her ghostly visitor—who’s funny, kind, and charming in ways no living man has been. Meanwhile, Jennifer's real-life love interest, a charming historian named Liam, is also vying for her attention. Torn between the living and the spiritual, Jennifer must decide whether love transcends life itself.
Poster isn't as accurate (run out on GPT)
Jennifer Lopez plays herself, a glamorous and successful actress and singer, who moves into a charming historic apartment in New York City. Soon, she starts seeing Jelene Fonz, a witty, lively ghost from the 1920s who claims to be a jazz singer. At first, Jennifer thinks she's imagining things, but Jelene’s playful antics and heartfelt stories make her believe otherwise.
As Jennifer tries to uncover Jelene’s past, she finds herself falling for her ghostly visitor—who’s funny, kind, and charming in ways no living man has been. Meanwhile, Jennifer's real-life love interest, a charming historian named Liam, is also vying for her attention. Torn between the living and the spiritual, Jennifer must decide whether love transcends life itself.
Poster isn't as accurate (run out on GPT)
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108. When in Florence
After twenty years away, sharp-witted New York art curator Sofia Ramirez (Jennifer Lopez) returns to Florence to be the testimone di nozze for her closest Erasmus friends, Marco Bellini (Marco Mengoni), a passionate artisan gelato maestro, and Alessandro “Sandro” Ricci (Mahmood), a meticulous museum exhibition designer.
Sofia left Florence abruptly after a reckless night when, falling asleep while smoking in Lorenzo Bianchi’s (Gianni Morandi) beloved antique bookshop, she accidentally caused a fire that left him severely burned and in a coma. Overwhelmed by guilt and shame, she fled without saying goodbye.
Unbeknownst to Sofia, Lorenzo’s bookshop was insured and the insurance payout paid for his plastic surgery, restoring and somehow enhancing his legendary charm, as well as a brand new, dazzling bookshop that’s become Florence’s most talked-about hotspot.
Now, back in the city she left behind, Sofia finds herself tangled in the delicate dance of rekindling friendships, navigating a quietly fierce flirtation among Marco, Sandro, and Lorenzo, all of whom vie for her attention and affection in their own awkward, endearing ways.
When in Florence is a witty, heartfelt comedy about forgiveness, second chances, and the unexpected ways love and friendship can heal even the deepest scars — all set against the timeless charm of one of the world’s most beautiful cities.
After twenty years away, sharp-witted New York art curator Sofia Ramirez (Jennifer Lopez) returns to Florence to be the testimone di nozze for her closest Erasmus friends, Marco Bellini (Marco Mengoni), a passionate artisan gelato maestro, and Alessandro “Sandro” Ricci (Mahmood), a meticulous museum exhibition designer.
Sofia left Florence abruptly after a reckless night when, falling asleep while smoking in Lorenzo Bianchi’s (Gianni Morandi) beloved antique bookshop, she accidentally caused a fire that left him severely burned and in a coma. Overwhelmed by guilt and shame, she fled without saying goodbye.
Unbeknownst to Sofia, Lorenzo’s bookshop was insured and the insurance payout paid for his plastic surgery, restoring and somehow enhancing his legendary charm, as well as a brand new, dazzling bookshop that’s become Florence’s most talked-about hotspot.
Now, back in the city she left behind, Sofia finds herself tangled in the delicate dance of rekindling friendships, navigating a quietly fierce flirtation among Marco, Sandro, and Lorenzo, all of whom vie for her attention and affection in their own awkward, endearing ways.
When in Florence is a witty, heartfelt comedy about forgiveness, second chances, and the unexpected ways love and friendship can heal even the deepest scars — all set against the timeless charm of one of the world’s most beautiful cities.
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109. It's A New Generation... of Arty People
Jennifer Lopez stars as Sofia Martinez, a successful but overworked marketing executive from the bustling city, who unexpectedly inherits a charming, slightly eccentric art gallery in a bohemian neighborhood. Eager for a change and to escape her hectic routine, she decides to take a sabbatical and immerse herself in the world of artsy, free-spirited creatives.
As Sofia dives into her new life, she encounters a vibrant cast of quirky artists, poets, and musicians who challenge her worldview and ignite her passion for creativity. Among them is Elliot Carter (played by Timothée Chalamet), a charming, introspective, and slightly mysterious painter whose soulful eyes and unconventional outlook immediately catch her attention.
Jennifer Lopez stars as Sofia Martinez, a successful but overworked marketing executive from the bustling city, who unexpectedly inherits a charming, slightly eccentric art gallery in a bohemian neighborhood. Eager for a change and to escape her hectic routine, she decides to take a sabbatical and immerse herself in the world of artsy, free-spirited creatives.
As Sofia dives into her new life, she encounters a vibrant cast of quirky artists, poets, and musicians who challenge her worldview and ignite her passion for creativity. Among them is Elliot Carter (played by Timothée Chalamet), a charming, introspective, and slightly mysterious painter whose soulful eyes and unconventional outlook immediately catch her attention.
- Sofia Martinez (Jennifer Lopez): A driven, modern woman discovering her artistic side.
- Elliot Carter (Timothée Chalamet): An insightful, talented artist with a poetic soul.
- Lila (Awkwafina): Sofia's witty, supportive best friend and fellow gallery owner.
- Marco (Oscar Isaac): A charismatic gallery patron and Sofia’s potential business partner.
- Maya (Zoë Kravitz): A free-spirited musician and Sofia’s new friend.
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110. Sister Mary’s Last Cigarette
When a restless nun with a secret smoking habit (Jennifer Lopez) sneaks out of her convent for “errands,” she finds more than cigarettes at the local tobacco shop, she finds friendship with the shopkeeper (Julia Roberts) and an unexpected spark with her widowed father (Liam Neeson). The only problem? He’s engaged to the town’s saintly book club president (Pamela Anderson).
In a small coastal village where everyone knows everyone’s business, temptation, gossip, and second chances collide in this warm-hearted romcom about faith, friendship, and knowing when it’s time to quit for good.
When a restless nun with a secret smoking habit (Jennifer Lopez) sneaks out of her convent for “errands,” she finds more than cigarettes at the local tobacco shop, she finds friendship with the shopkeeper (Julia Roberts) and an unexpected spark with her widowed father (Liam Neeson). The only problem? He’s engaged to the town’s saintly book club president (Pamela Anderson).
In a small coastal village where everyone knows everyone’s business, temptation, gossip, and second chances collide in this warm-hearted romcom about faith, friendship, and knowing when it’s time to quit for good.
111. Lower Your Voice
What happens when music’s biggest producer meets a voice that NOBODY will pay to hear?
Jennifer Lopez stars as “Jenny Lopez”, a woman DESPERATE to be a singing sensation but there’s one problem…she CAN’T hold a note. Simon Cowell makes his acting debut as “Generic Looking Man That Somehow Gets The Girl” who can make a star out of anyone but seems to have finally met his match. Together, they tackle the music industry (and each other) but will a leaked studio secret end Jenny’s career before it begins? If she can’t hold a vocal run how is she going to hold a man?
Also starring Ashanti as “Studio Secret”
What happens when music’s biggest producer meets a voice that NOBODY will pay to hear?
Jennifer Lopez stars as “Jenny Lopez”, a woman DESPERATE to be a singing sensation but there’s one problem…she CAN’T hold a note. Simon Cowell makes his acting debut as “Generic Looking Man That Somehow Gets The Girl” who can make a star out of anyone but seems to have finally met his match. Together, they tackle the music industry (and each other) but will a leaked studio secret end Jenny’s career before it begins? If she can’t hold a vocal run how is she going to hold a man?
Also starring Ashanti as “Studio Secret”
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112. Grandma's Pearl Necklace
In the quite little town of Willow Creek, Liam Carson (Ryan Gosling) isn’t just the local construction heartthrob with jaw-dropping abs — he’s the keeper of a priceless pearl necklace from his late grandmother. Only the one he’ll marry can have it.
Enter Maria (Jennifer Lopez), a sweet, determined cleaning lady who loves Liam for exactly who he is… and Frank (Stanley Tucci), the flamboyant hair salon king who believes no diva should lose. Their obsession ignites a hilariously messy battle for Liam’s heart.
From clam poisoning to a nut allergy, each attempt to woo him turns into chaotic, flirty disaster. Hands collide, egos clash, and sparks fly in all the wrong ways. In Willow Creek, love is messy, rivalry is vicious, and getting the pearl necklace? That’s a full-contact sport.
In the quite little town of Willow Creek, Liam Carson (Ryan Gosling) isn’t just the local construction heartthrob with jaw-dropping abs — he’s the keeper of a priceless pearl necklace from his late grandmother. Only the one he’ll marry can have it.
Enter Maria (Jennifer Lopez), a sweet, determined cleaning lady who loves Liam for exactly who he is… and Frank (Stanley Tucci), the flamboyant hair salon king who believes no diva should lose. Their obsession ignites a hilariously messy battle for Liam’s heart.
From clam poisoning to a nut allergy, each attempt to woo him turns into chaotic, flirty disaster. Hands collide, egos clash, and sparks fly in all the wrong ways. In Willow Creek, love is messy, rivalry is vicious, and getting the pearl necklace? That’s a full-contact sport.
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Sister Act 3: She Drives Me Crazy
When flashy Vegas headliner Lola Vega (Jennifer Lopez) witnesses a shady deal involving crooked cop Tony Rojas (Benjamin Bratt), she’s forced to go on the run. Her only safe haven? The quiet convent where her estranged identical twin, Sister Lucia (also Jennifer Lopez), lives a humble life of service and silence.
With Whoopi Goldberg’s Sister Mary Clarence now the convent’s unflappable spiritual guide, and Ian McKellen as Brother Percival — a well-meaning but hopelessly clueless monk — chaos ensues as the sisters swap places to protect Lola’s identity. Sequins meet habits, gospel collides with glitter, and the choir hits some very high notes as the mismatched twins try to outwit Tony before he finds them.
It’s a divine comedy about faith, family, and the power of a killer key change.
Sister Act 3: She Drives Me Crazy
When flashy Vegas headliner Lola Vega (Jennifer Lopez) witnesses a shady deal involving crooked cop Tony Rojas (Benjamin Bratt), she’s forced to go on the run. Her only safe haven? The quiet convent where her estranged identical twin, Sister Lucia (also Jennifer Lopez), lives a humble life of service and silence.
With Whoopi Goldberg’s Sister Mary Clarence now the convent’s unflappable spiritual guide, and Ian McKellen as Brother Percival — a well-meaning but hopelessly clueless monk — chaos ensues as the sisters swap places to protect Lola’s identity. Sequins meet habits, gospel collides with glitter, and the choir hits some very high notes as the mismatched twins try to outwit Tony before he finds them.
It’s a divine comedy about faith, family, and the power of a killer key change.
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115. London Laughter & Love
Synopsis: When ambitious American chef Mia (Jennifer Lopez) moves to London to open her first restaurant, she finds herself overwhelmed by the city's quirks—and a series of comedic mishaps. Enter eccentric British actor and comic legend Mr. Bean (Rowan Atkinson) who accidentally becomes her charmingly awkward guide through the city’s hidden gems. Along the way, they team up with the glamorous and witty Lady Eleanor (Joanna Lumley), a seasoned Londoner with a flair for matchmaking. Sparks fly, misunderstandings abound, and laughter ensues as Mia, Mr. Bean, and Lady Eleanor navigate love, friendship, and the magic of London in this heartwarming romantic comedy.
Synopsis: When ambitious American chef Mia (Jennifer Lopez) moves to London to open her first restaurant, she finds herself overwhelmed by the city's quirks—and a series of comedic mishaps. Enter eccentric British actor and comic legend Mr. Bean (Rowan Atkinson) who accidentally becomes her charmingly awkward guide through the city’s hidden gems. Along the way, they team up with the glamorous and witty Lady Eleanor (Joanna Lumley), a seasoned Londoner with a flair for matchmaking. Sparks fly, misunderstandings abound, and laughter ensues as Mia, Mr. Bean, and Lady Eleanor navigate love, friendship, and the magic of London in this heartwarming romantic comedy.
116. Love You To Death
Jennifer Lopez (“Open Off My Love” singer) and Hulk Hogan (racist) stars in the psychological thriller “Love You To Death”.
Lopez is cast as “Bernice”, an actress hired for an Off-Broadway production of Jesus Christ Cat Killer opposite “Harold”, Hulk Hogan’s final role as the dumb racist hired to protect her at all cost. Bernice begins receiving death threats and turns to Harold for help. Harold notices she’s not white and tries to kill her himself. This game of cat and mouse only makes Bernice want him more.
Will Bernice find love on and off stage? Will Harold protect her or be cancelled on Twitter? Will anyone pay to see this? Find out this December.
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117. Love Under One Roof
In the remote Icelandic village of Hvítvík, tradition rules — right down to the color of every roof. So when vibrant craftswoman Sigríður Skúladóttir (Jennifer Lopez) paints hers a daring coral pink, she stirs up more than just local gossip. Her bold move instantly puts her at odds with the icy and impeccably controlled Kolbrún Bjarnadóttir (Nicole Kidman), the president of the village council. But things take a more complicated turn when Kolbrún’s poet-hearted husband, Þórir (Alexander Skarsgård), finds himself unexpectedly drawn to Sigríður’s warmth and fearless spirit.
When an unrelenting blizzard traps the three of them inside Sigríður’s cozy — and very pink — home for an entire week, sparks and tensions start to fly. Between crackling fires, awkward silences, and moments of unplanned intimacy, long-buried feelings and unspoken truths rise to the surface. As the snow piles higher outside, the question becomes unavoidable: when the storm finally passes, will they go back to the way things were… or step into a future as unpredictable — and colorful — as Sigríður’s roof?
In the remote Icelandic village of Hvítvík, tradition rules — right down to the color of every roof. So when vibrant craftswoman Sigríður Skúladóttir (Jennifer Lopez) paints hers a daring coral pink, she stirs up more than just local gossip. Her bold move instantly puts her at odds with the icy and impeccably controlled Kolbrún Bjarnadóttir (Nicole Kidman), the president of the village council. But things take a more complicated turn when Kolbrún’s poet-hearted husband, Þórir (Alexander Skarsgård), finds himself unexpectedly drawn to Sigríður’s warmth and fearless spirit.
When an unrelenting blizzard traps the three of them inside Sigríður’s cozy — and very pink — home for an entire week, sparks and tensions start to fly. Between crackling fires, awkward silences, and moments of unplanned intimacy, long-buried feelings and unspoken truths rise to the surface. As the snow piles higher outside, the question becomes unavoidable: when the storm finally passes, will they go back to the way things were… or step into a future as unpredictable — and colorful — as Sigríður’s roof?
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118. "Love in Balamory"
Jennifer Lopez stars as Emma Carter, a successful fashion designer from New York who takes a much-needed break to the charming island of Balamory (Tobermory). Eager for a change of scenery and some inspiration, Emma finds herself enchanted by the colourful village and its quirky residents. While exploring the picturesque town, she befriends PC Plum, the lovable and dedicated police officer known for his kind heart and sense of humor.
As Emma and Plum grow closer, sharing laughs and heartfelt conversations, Emma begins to realize she might have found more than just a holiday romance. However, in a tender moment of honesty, Plum confesses that he's gay and has always known where his heart truly lies. Emma feels a pang of disappointment but appreciates his honesty and kindness.
Despite the romantic twist, their friendship blossoms into a genuine connection, proving that love and happiness come in many forms. Emma leaves Balamory with a new perspective on love, friendship, and self-discovery — and a promise to visit again someday. The film ends with Emma returning to New York, inspired, empowered, and open to whatever love may bring next.
A heartwarming rom-com celebrating friendship, honesty, and finding happiness in unexpected places.
Jennifer Lopez stars as Emma Carter, a successful fashion designer from New York who takes a much-needed break to the charming island of Balamory (Tobermory). Eager for a change of scenery and some inspiration, Emma finds herself enchanted by the colourful village and its quirky residents. While exploring the picturesque town, she befriends PC Plum, the lovable and dedicated police officer known for his kind heart and sense of humor.
As Emma and Plum grow closer, sharing laughs and heartfelt conversations, Emma begins to realize she might have found more than just a holiday romance. However, in a tender moment of honesty, Plum confesses that he's gay and has always known where his heart truly lies. Emma feels a pang of disappointment but appreciates his honesty and kindness.
Despite the romantic twist, their friendship blossoms into a genuine connection, proving that love and happiness come in many forms. Emma leaves Balamory with a new perspective on love, friendship, and self-discovery — and a promise to visit again someday. The film ends with Emma returning to New York, inspired, empowered, and open to whatever love may bring next.
A heartwarming rom-com celebrating friendship, honesty, and finding happiness in unexpected places.
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119. "Up in Love"
Synopsis: Jennifer Lopez stars as Isabella, a vibrant and ambitious woman balancing her busy life and her playful son Max. One sunny afternoon, while trying to rescue Max’s beloved kite, Isabella gets unexpectedly stuck atop a tall tree in her backyard. Panicked, Max dials for help, just as a charming and witty newcomer, Ryan, happens to arrive nearby. As Ryan offers a helping hand, sparks fly between him and Isabella, turning a simple rescue into a hilarious and heartfelt rom-com adventure. Will this unexpected twist lead to love? Or will they be caught up in a tangled mess? Find out in "Up in Love"!
Synopsis: Jennifer Lopez stars as Isabella, a vibrant and ambitious woman balancing her busy life and her playful son Max. One sunny afternoon, while trying to rescue Max’s beloved kite, Isabella gets unexpectedly stuck atop a tall tree in her backyard. Panicked, Max dials for help, just as a charming and witty newcomer, Ryan, happens to arrive nearby. As Ryan offers a helping hand, sparks fly between him and Isabella, turning a simple rescue into a hilarious and heartfelt rom-com adventure. Will this unexpected twist lead to love? Or will they be caught up in a tangled mess? Find out in "Up in Love"!
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120. Matchmaker & the Muse
Esmeralda (Jennifer Lopez) is the ultimate romantic—an upbeat, charming matchmaking host known for bringing love stories to life on her popular TV show, *Love in Bloom*. But behind her confident smile, she’s secretly hoping her own daughter Juniper (Emme Muñiz), a witty and vibrant 20-something, will find their perfect match.
Juniper is tired of swiping and eager for something real. When they confide in their mom about their desire to meet a genuine lady who gets their quirky sense of humor, Esmeralda sees a golden opportunity. She decides to play matchmaker, but in her signature over-the-top, heartfelt style, she sets out to find Juniper their dream girl—someone special, modern, and equally adventurous.
Enter Luna (a rising queer star, perhaps someone like Kiersey Clemons or Hunter Schafer), a talented artist with a rebellious spirit and a heart full of dreams. Luna’s free-spirited energy immediately catches Juniper’s eye, and sparks fly during a series of hilarious, heartfelt, and sometimes awkward matchmaking mishaps. From a disastrous but funny pottery class to a romantic rooftop concert, Esmeralda’s antics and motherly meddling set the stage for a hilarious and touching journey.
As the city lights twinkle and the comedy unfolds, Juniper and Luna discover that sometimes, the best love stories are the ones you never see coming—especially when guided by a mom who believes that everyone deserves a little bit of magic.
"Matchmaker & the Muse" is a rom-com filled with laughter, love, and the unforgettable chaos of family, proving that sometimes, the best match is just a heart away.
Esmeralda (Jennifer Lopez) is the ultimate romantic—an upbeat, charming matchmaking host known for bringing love stories to life on her popular TV show, *Love in Bloom*. But behind her confident smile, she’s secretly hoping her own daughter Juniper (Emme Muñiz), a witty and vibrant 20-something, will find their perfect match.
Juniper is tired of swiping and eager for something real. When they confide in their mom about their desire to meet a genuine lady who gets their quirky sense of humor, Esmeralda sees a golden opportunity. She decides to play matchmaker, but in her signature over-the-top, heartfelt style, she sets out to find Juniper their dream girl—someone special, modern, and equally adventurous.
Enter Luna (a rising queer star, perhaps someone like Kiersey Clemons or Hunter Schafer), a talented artist with a rebellious spirit and a heart full of dreams. Luna’s free-spirited energy immediately catches Juniper’s eye, and sparks fly during a series of hilarious, heartfelt, and sometimes awkward matchmaking mishaps. From a disastrous but funny pottery class to a romantic rooftop concert, Esmeralda’s antics and motherly meddling set the stage for a hilarious and touching journey.
As the city lights twinkle and the comedy unfolds, Juniper and Luna discover that sometimes, the best love stories are the ones you never see coming—especially when guided by a mom who believes that everyone deserves a little bit of magic.
"Matchmaker & the Muse" is a rom-com filled with laughter, love, and the unforgettable chaos of family, proving that sometimes, the best match is just a heart away.
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121. Love at First Mistake
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With her twins finally out of the house, Lynn throws herself into a carefully controlled new routine—morning walks, Pilates, healthy dinners, and the occasional attempt to convince herself that she enjoys having the house to herself.
Then she meets Carmen.
At first, Lynn assumes Carmen is the handsome man she's been waiting for. The misunderstanding is quickly cleared up, but something about Carmen's confidence, dry humour, and effortlessly masculine charm keeps Lynn intrigued. What begins as an awkward encounter becomes an unlikely friendship, filled with teasing glances, lingering conversations, and a chemistry neither woman quite knows what to do with.
Carmen's warmth also reminds Lynn of her son Oskar—the same gentleness beneath the confidence, the same instinct to care for people, and the same kind heart Lynn has always treasured.
As Lynn slowly lets Carmen into her carefully ordered life, she begins to wonder whether what she's feeling is simply friendship... or something she's been missing for much longer than she realised.
For the first time since becoming a mother, Lynn finds herself wondering what it might feel like to be desired, surprised, and pursued—not as anyone's mother, but simply as Lynn.
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With her twins finally out of the house, Lynn throws herself into a carefully controlled new routine—morning walks, Pilates, healthy dinners, and the occasional attempt to convince herself that she enjoys having the house to herself.
Then she meets Carmen.
At first, Lynn assumes Carmen is the handsome man she's been waiting for. The misunderstanding is quickly cleared up, but something about Carmen's confidence, dry humour, and effortlessly masculine charm keeps Lynn intrigued. What begins as an awkward encounter becomes an unlikely friendship, filled with teasing glances, lingering conversations, and a chemistry neither woman quite knows what to do with.
Carmen's warmth also reminds Lynn of her son Oskar—the same gentleness beneath the confidence, the same instinct to care for people, and the same kind heart Lynn has always treasured.
As Lynn slowly lets Carmen into her carefully ordered life, she begins to wonder whether what she's feeling is simply friendship... or something she's been missing for much longer than she realised.
For the first time since becoming a mother, Lynn finds herself wondering what it might feel like to be desired, surprised, and pursued—not as anyone's mother, but simply as Lynn.
(Semi-autobiographical; JLo's middle name too
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122. Call her Mrs cat!
When an eccentric billionaire leaves his entire fortune to his cat, housekeeper Brenda Calliper thinks she has the purrfect plan.
Call her Mrs Cat...
When an eccentric billionaire leaves his entire fortune to his cat, housekeeper Brenda Calliper thinks she has the purrfect plan.
Call her Mrs Cat...
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That looks positively terrible (and plausible in this economy!)
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123. Icing on the Cake
Feisty business woman Laura Cheeks has a whole world of hilarious problems on her hands when a routine operation reveals -
she’s delicious!
Feisty business woman Laura Cheeks has a whole world of hilarious problems on her hands when a routine operation reveals -
she’s delicious!
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124. Ecto 2 - The Plasming
This Halloween evil has a new name.
This Halloween evil has a new name.
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125. Christmas on Necker Island
This Christmas the gluhwein just got a whole lot more spicy!
This Christmas the gluhwein just got a whole lot more spicy!
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126. Are You Being Served? - The Movie
Ground floor: perfumery
Stationery and leather goods
Wigs and haberdashery
Kitchenware and food
Going up.
Ground floor: perfumery
Stationery and leather goods
Wigs and haberdashery
Kitchenware and food
Going up.
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127. Susan
When a billionaire philanthropist announces a fortune for America's children, FBI profiler Jennifer Cosmos (Jennifer Lopez) is invited to spend a weekend with her, her husband and their newborn. The baby is 43 years old, according to its birth certificate.
Susan insists this is normal. Her husband has not touched her in eleven years, although he continues to ask permission before entering their bedroom. Jennifer finds Susan fascinating. Susan finds Jennifer suitable for breeding.
At dinner, they discuss the baby's future, the husband's recurring dreams about being a uterus, and whether love should be legally compulsory. Jennifer announces she is leaving. Susan congratulates her on the pregnancy.
Nobody has had sex.
A romantic comedy about artificial reproduction, philanthropic evil and the terrible things people agree to when someone offers them a very comfortable guest room.
When a billionaire philanthropist announces a fortune for America's children, FBI profiler Jennifer Cosmos (Jennifer Lopez) is invited to spend a weekend with her, her husband and their newborn. The baby is 43 years old, according to its birth certificate.
Susan insists this is normal. Her husband has not touched her in eleven years, although he continues to ask permission before entering their bedroom. Jennifer finds Susan fascinating. Susan finds Jennifer suitable for breeding.
At dinner, they discuss the baby's future, the husband's recurring dreams about being a uterus, and whether love should be legally compulsory. Jennifer announces she is leaving. Susan congratulates her on the pregnancy.
Nobody has had sex.
A romantic comedy about artificial reproduction, philanthropic evil and the terrible things people agree to when someone offers them a very comfortable guest room.
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Jesus Christ!
This defo has Best Supporting Actor possibilities for the Clooney though.
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128. The Other Me
Identical twin sisters Eva (Jennifer Lopez) and Anna (ENYA) have lived together in an isolated Irish mansion for 47 years. They share their clothes, their bank account, their bed and an unusually complicated romantic life that their mother once described as “a phase.” Their mother has been dead for 30 years. Neither sister attended the funeral because they were having an argument about who had been her favourite.
Their peculiar domestic arrangement collapses when Eva falls in love with a funeral director who insists on meeting Anna. Anna is delighted. She has already ordered his coffin.
As jealousy escalates, the sisters begin impersonating each other, attending each other's therapy sessions and sending anonymous complaints to the local police about a suspicious woman living in their house.
A dark romantic comedy about obsessive love, sibling rivalry and the unfortunate discovery that the only person who truly understands you is also the person most likely to bury you in the garden.
Identical twin sisters Eva (Jennifer Lopez) and Anna (ENYA) have lived together in an isolated Irish mansion for 47 years. They share their clothes, their bank account, their bed and an unusually complicated romantic life that their mother once described as “a phase.” Their mother has been dead for 30 years. Neither sister attended the funeral because they were having an argument about who had been her favourite.
Their peculiar domestic arrangement collapses when Eva falls in love with a funeral director who insists on meeting Anna. Anna is delighted. She has already ordered his coffin.
As jealousy escalates, the sisters begin impersonating each other, attending each other's therapy sessions and sending anonymous complaints to the local police about a suspicious woman living in their house.
A dark romantic comedy about obsessive love, sibling rivalry and the unfortunate discovery that the only person who truly understands you is also the person most likely to bury you in the garden.
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"attending each other's therapy sessions and sending anonymous complaints to the local police" - I am totally here for the sheer chaos of this.
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129. The Deep Sleep
When Jennifer Lopez falls into an unexplained coma, Bulgarian singer Sofi Marinova claims that the rhythm of the superstar’s heart monitor predicts the future. After one prediction triggers a national emergency, the White House recruits Sofi to interpret the signals. Soon, presidential decisions are being made around a hospital bed, financial markets are responding to cardiac rhythms, and millions of Americans are betting on the next beat. When Sofi announces that the monitor has predicted her marriage to Donald Trump, Melania fights to preserve her position in a government that has begun treating the unconscious J.Lo as its ultimate authority. But as the predictions become increasingly disturbing, one question remains: is the machine revealing the future, or is America being programmed to fulfil it?
When Jennifer Lopez falls into an unexplained coma, Bulgarian singer Sofi Marinova claims that the rhythm of the superstar’s heart monitor predicts the future. After one prediction triggers a national emergency, the White House recruits Sofi to interpret the signals. Soon, presidential decisions are being made around a hospital bed, financial markets are responding to cardiac rhythms, and millions of Americans are betting on the next beat. When Sofi announces that the monitor has predicted her marriage to Donald Trump, Melania fights to preserve her position in a government that has begun treating the unconscious J.Lo as its ultimate authority. But as the predictions become increasingly disturbing, one question remains: is the machine revealing the future, or is America being programmed to fulfil it?