The OFFICIAL Victoria Beckham topic

"Too blind to see it? Find out if your husband's cheating on you a lot faster with my brand new range - the You Won't Believe What I Can See You Doing glasses".
 
KEEP YOU EYES ON ME

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Not beginning the ad with "Hi... it's me. You won't believe what I'm doing... *giggle*" was such a missed opportunity. I say it every time I make a call.
 
Not even a plate for a tic-tac? Her very dry sense of humour has totally dried up. Geru should totally give Lidl a call and put out some paper plates with a union jack rim.
 
I mean that entirely needs remixing into a fucking banging choooon and that is EXACTLY what I will be working on for the rest of the week.
 
Unfortunately, when it comes to china and tableware in general is that everything looks like you can surely find a cheaper, knock-off version at IKEA, H&M Home or even TEMU, and nobody will notice the difference unless these are made of REGAL, LUXURY, BULLETPROOF, handmade crystal or some shit.
 
She should have made the dining collection official Spice Girls merchandise. It would've sold in seconds.

But she'd never throw the other four a bone like that.
 
the shy and retiring Brooklyn will be turning in his grave at how much attention OUR BRAVE ROMEO will be getting for this if there is a proper SEX SCENE. god knows what he'll do next. he'll be making an omelette for Vogue I fear.
 
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