ASFM Worldvision 2: TRENDY VIEWING GALA 2 - Tonight, 7:30

[Kate]

SPLOSH

 

[Kate]

There's a good minute of credits at the end, so feel free to skip them.

Done! Though I've now got an ad.

 

[ButterTart]

16 ARGENTINA Lali - Disciplina

And back to the slutpop we go.

 

[Kate]

Could've got her roots done for the video.

 

[Kate]

Now this is looking like some fun retro trash

 

[ButterTart]

17. ITALY Cicciolina - Baby Love

 

[ButterTart]

Cicciolina: Woman of several talents

She can swallow a Curly Wurly without chewing; just pure class.

 

[Kate]

OH. Eurovision right?

 

[Kate]

Cicciolina: Woman of several talents

She can swallow a Curly Wurly without chewing; just pure class.

She's also an impressive Paloma Faith lookalike.

 

[ButterTart]

OH. Eurovision right?

No!

 

[ButterTart]

She's also an impressive Paloma Faith lookalike.

Holy shit.

 

[ButterTart]

18. BOTSWANA Mpho Sebina - Tjuele ft. A.T.I

 

[Kate]

No!

I just remember Alla banging on about her a couple of years ago, so assumed. Unless that was someone else.

 

[ButterTart]

I just remember Alla banging on about her a couple of years ago, so assumed. Unless that was someone else.

Oh yeah, there was a song in the Finnish national final in 2020 called Cicciolina. It was about her, but she's actually a porn star (and politician in Italy )

 

[Kate]

Oh I see

 

[ButterTart]

The Botswana song is one of my revelations of the year.

 

[Kate]

Very chill.

 

[ButterTart]

And now for a WILD shift in tone

 

[ButterTart]

19. TURKMENISTAN - Myahri - Turkmenistan

 

[Kate]

Is this basically a tourist board advert?

 

[ButterTart]

Is this basically a tourist board advert?

They're fond of a bit of twinkly-eyed nationalism over there.

 

[ButterTart]

20. ALBANIA Besa - Tatuazh Në Zemër

 

[ButterTart]

Another one that isn't Eurovision affiliated, appearances to the contrary.

 

[Kate]

Well I like her outfit, I'll say that much.

 

[ButterTart]

Somewhat mystifyingly, the video I got straight after the playlist ended was 'Trainspotting around London'

 

[Kate]

Well thanks for humouring me after everyone else fucked off

I think I preferred Semi 1 cos it seemed to have more variety, but I might just be flagging. Time to make that roast

 

[octophone]

Well thanks for humouring me after everyone else fucked off

Aye, sorry about that - got a phonecall. After which I decided to have an early bath because that's how I roll on a Sunday.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Finally getting to watch this.

Israel is a strong start!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

OH. MY. FUCK.

SERBIA!!!!!

 

[Diddy]

Finally getting to watch this.

Israel is a strong start!

It’s even better if you start thinking “I shave my leg, I shave my lap”

 

[ButterTart]

It’s even better if you start thinking “I shave my leg, I shave my lap”

Aaaaand that’s all I’ll hear from now on.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Well that was great, though not quite the arsehole destroying experience of semi 1.

Suppose I'd best finish the recap now...

 

[straightorbroken]

Holy shit, I thought we finally had the return of Ms. AMOGBOKPA!