BIG WEDNESDAY DRAMA!

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All modern pop is WOKE and tasteless including Lilt.

BRING BACK CANCER CAUSING DRINKS AND PROPER BINMEN.
 
Rita said:
Oh my GOD! I forgot all about the Mango and Mandarin Lilt. What a WORK OF ART.
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LITERALLY THE BEST THING EVER

For MANY A MOON in my festival going days, I got known for bringing out the Lilt and drinking it with vodka the day after taking lots of drugs as it was nice and easy to drink. I then started dressing TROPICAL to match the theme and would give all my friends a vodka and Lilt and on day two of any festival, still to this day, my chums at a festival will do the "HERE COMES THE LILT MAN" as I emerge from my tent. An ABSOLUTELY OFF MY BAPS (see the smile and the chin) from about 10-15 years ago below:



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It is a beautiful day. I'm on the bus to see parents. Then I may brave a little hike before sunset.

I'm spending the next two days at a conference surrounded by principals (oh lord) so I'm trying to keep positive.
 
Did we all know that pineapples are the international symbol of swinging? APPARENTLY

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Suedehead said:
Did we all know that pineapples are the international symbol of swinging? APPARENTLY

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We went on a Virgin cruise and apparently a pineapple on your door means you're UP FOR IT. We saw a few DOTTED ABOUT.
 
I've had a very nice day. Woke with the sun, had a lazy morning then some CDs popped through the letterbox and I realised that if I started on them, I'd just be in all day so I got dressed and headed out for a toddle in the sun which I thoroughly enjoyed apart from the drunk couple on the Subway taking their beef down the length of the train - my own fault for nipping into Morrisons and buying more than I could reasonably walk 30 minutes home with. Did my washing, had a nap and now we're starting on the music. I feel oddly relaxed.
 
Sheena said:
LITERALLY THE BEST THING EVER

For MANY A MOON in my festival going days, I got known for bringing out the Lilt and drinking it with vodka the day after taking lots of drugs as it was nice and easy to drink. I then started dressing TROPICAL to match the theme and would give all my friends a vodka and Lilt and on day two of any festival, still to this day, my chums at a festival will do the "HERE COMES THE LILT MAN" as I emerge from my tent. An ABSOLUTELY OFF MY BAPS (see the smile and the chin) from about 10-15 years ago below:



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This is exactly the kind of energy that makes me love festivals. 10/10 would welcome the lilt man into my tent.
 
Rita said:
Do we have any MOOPY SWINGER COUPLES?
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I mean we're not SHY but the actual swinging 'lifestyle' is all a bit ODD. We had a look at it and it was a no.

We're on Feeld but people there are all a bit specific. "Looking for a 37 non-binary GreyA vegan into spanking with only black implements to meet at 4:37pm every 3rd Tueday. No smokers."
 
big ron said:
I mean we're not SHY but the actual swinging 'lifestyle' is all a bit ODD. We had a look at it and it was a no.

We're on Feeld but people there are all a bit specific. "Looking for a 37 non-binary GreyA vegan into spanking with only black implements to meet at 4:37pm every 3rd Tueday. No smokers."
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A couple of good friends of mine in Scotland are proper swingers and have regular parties etc but although invited to said parties I just don’t think it’s for me.
 
Yeah the scene is all just a bit culty and weird.
 
I’ve known some swingers couples in my day and it’s either Pollyanna vibes or pure satanic cult vibes. They always seem a bit off.
 
big ron said:
We're on Feeld but people there are all a bit specific. "Looking for a 37 non-binary GreyA vegan into spanking with only black implements to meet at 4:37pm every 3rd Tueday. No smokers."
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My coworker was telling me I should get this but it doesn't appear very relationshippy. I want WALKS IN THE PARK and GENTLE BUGGERY, not a PISS PARTY, BUT ONLY ON A SOLSTICE
 
MANY A MOON ago (I’ve used that phrase twice today and I love it), my company I worked for was asked to translate a swingers website into various languages and they gave us back door (fnar!) access to the whole site. Of course, I spent an entire afternoon looking at the swingers registered to see if I knew anyone. (I didn’t).

This was about 2004. So with internet not quite what it is now and before the team boom in internet hook up apps etc. Within a 10 mile radius of our office…

THERE WERE 10000 REGISTERED PROFILES.

It astonished me.
 
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