Celebrity Traitors (UK) S01E01

[ZenGiraffe]

I need to be PHYSICALLY CRUSHED by Joe Marler at his earliest convenience

 

[ZenGiraffe]

OBSESSED with Alan already. Absolute disaster that will be a joy to watch

 

[Ellie]

Alan totally recognising he was going to be like Linda really got me

 

[Pingu]

I have no idea who Ruth is but I'm up for getting to know her a bit.

If they're getting rid of a woman because of the face touching, go for Lucy. She wasn't seen much.

I’d assume that fact we haven’t seen her much means she won’t be going just yet.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Clare!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Claudia absolutely screaming at people during the tasks is always one of my favourite things

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Well that was excellent and I can't wait for the rest of the series.

Also:

 

[Berly]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[jivafox]

Clare Balding having a flashback to the slot machines in Vegas

 

[Agneeta]

I'm watching this for the third time. It really is a BRILLIANT EPISODE

 

[Finn]

Terrific first episode. Cat Burns, Alan Carr and Celia Imrie stole the show for me

Also Charlotte Church's fulsome, grave-digging tits

 

[jyxz]

Also Charlotte Church's fulsome, grave-digging tits

These were the talk of the office today

 

[Agneeta]

 

[Tisch]

I haven't watched yet so SPOILERS etc. but is this Kerry from Big Brother!?

 

[Agneeta]

I haven't watched yet so SPOILERS etc. but is this Kerry from Big Brother!?

Then don't come in the topic!

 

[Tisch]

Then don't come in the topic!

I'm not bothered! I was making a joke I also genuinely can't tell who it is anyway (unless Kerry from Big Brother really is a contestant)

 

[Finn]

On another note, I'm delighted that over a quarter of the cast are homosexuals

(Balding, Burns, Carr, Daley, Fry)

 

[Dark Carnival]

I can’t get over how much he looks like Christine Boutin, vile French christian politician and bigot known for her battle against gay marriage. Also known for marrying her cousin.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

I’ve seen two different figures for the 7 day consolidated of episode 1 of 11.7 million and 12.2 million

Either way - wow