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[Agneeta]

First day of half term proper. There's a ragu sauce cooking on the hob in a lovely new pan, scented wax melting in here and I have a new jumper on.

FIGHT ME COLD WEATHER.

 

[big ron]

I have been working in the living room this afternoon, for cosy reasons.

I don't like it getting dark at this time though. I just want to hibernate.

 

[big ron]

Having a series of black and white films on in the background isn't helping.

 

[ButterTart]

Would anyone like to hear my considered and rational reasons for voting Reform?

 

[Agneeta]

Well this ragu is 13/10

 

[big ron]

Would anyone like to hear my considered and rational reasons for voting Reform?

Yes please. Let me just grab my collection of throwing knives first.

 

[ButterTart]

Yes please. Let me just grab my collection of throwing knives first.

That will give me time to come up with a figure for how many small boat migrants are rapists. I know it's going to be ALL OF THEM, I just need it to be a number that sounds scary enough that you might repost it on Facebook without fact checking it in any way.

 

[Agneeta]

Most white English rapists have moved to Essex.

fACtS!