Crispy Thursday
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If it makes you feel better, I might get shot on my walkIt’s cold and drizzly here
floppet
Spider murderer
Dark Carnival
Serving cunt
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Just GREY here.It’s cold and drizzly here
floppet
Spider murderer
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Serving cunt
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!Maybe she’ll join. Or see you call her “niece bitch”
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lolly
Rowena? From Kuwait?
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Don't worry, I think I've sorted it (for now)Luckily I'm here! Be quick though, my dinner hour finished 19 minutes ago
Honestly, anyone would think I was a drama queen
octophone
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It was only the fact that I couldn't get a bathroom door handle off
Were you stuck inside?
floppet
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lolly
Rowena? From Kuwait?
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I was last night, yes. Managed to get it open by banging it about for a few minutes.Were you stuck inside?
So decided I'd need to change the mortice latch (I think that's what it's called, anyway) today, but couldn't get the handle off after removing all the screws. It was the lock mechanism that was holding it together and I couldn't work out how to get that off. Resorted to prising it off in the end with a screwdriver. Think I've probably buggered that mechanism now, but I'll happily replace it with a standard new handle anyway. As long as the door closes I'm not overly bothered about locking it.
dmlaw
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Was Mr lolly woken by a vigorous banging? I wouldn't have thought you had it in you.
lolly
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He's seldom there when it happens
Rachey
A little bit lesbian
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This happened to Mandy the other week. She was stuck for 30 mins before my step dad came round and crow barred her out.
lolly
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OMG
I succeeded in BRUTE FORCE where a lesbian couldn't!
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HAPPY YOU’VE MADE ME
Rachey
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2 lesbians!
Star
Homo Secretary (OB)
Bugger I logged into zoom for a meeting with 25 other people and I forget I was on as Star as the last time I used it was for the Moopy meet!
Star
Homo Secretary (OB)
And the host says 'oh you're on as Star, whys that?'
big ron
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This happened to me a while back, it was a group call of people whod never met so the host was going round one by one asking people to introduce themselves, I was sat staring at the screen wondering who RONALD was and why he he wasnt answering for ages when I realised it was me.
Star
Homo Secretary (OB)
I was going to blame the kids but considering they're 2 and 4 I couldn't get away with it
Star
Homo Secretary (OB)
And now I've just been presented with a 20 year long service award and the host says 'so you really are a star' 
Kate
mildly communist
Went to see Dry Cleaning who were ace but now sat here fummin at the RUDE BITCH who was running for the bus, SAW me flag it down, then shoved in front of me and took the front seat. DIE CUNT.
but now sat here fummin at the RUDE BITCH who was running for the bus, SAW me flag it down, then shoved in front of me and took the front seat. DIE CUNT.