CUNT OF THE MONTH - APRIL 2020 - SHORTLIST... WHO GOES THROUGH?

[cwej]

So you've narrowed it down to these 10 cunts:

5G Mast Smashers - first time nominated

Boris Clappers - first time nominated

Dominic Cummings - 11th in 2019

Dominic Raab - first time nominated

Donald Trump - 2019 Runner-up

Fake Nurse Accounts on Twitter

Jair Bolsanaro - shortlisted in April 2019

Matt Hancock - first time nominated

Richard Branson - Joint 8th in Feb/Marc 2020

US Anti-lockdown Protestors - first time nominated






Vote for your ONE true CUNT. The top 2 will progress to the end of year final...!
They will join:

January Winner Anne Sacoolas
January Runner-Up Laurence Fox
Feb/March Winner Coronavirus
Feb/March Runner-Up Tim Martin
Feb/March 3rd Priti Patel
Feb/March 4th Boris Johnson


MADE A FUCK UP - SHOULD BE YOUR TWO BIGGEST CUNTS... later voters can vote for 2. Soz!

 

[cwej]

More votes please thank you.

 

[octophone]

A TOUGH month - quite the array of cuntery.

Oh and remind me to nominate Grant Shapps for next month.

 

[cwej]

Who is Grant Shapps?!

 

[Indie]

Who is Grant Shapps?!

A Tory

 

[Star]

Can we just skip to c*nt of the year so that Boris Johnson and his government can win please.

 

[octophone]

Can we just skip to c*nt of the year so that Boris Johnson and his government can win please.

It might be best to do it early; there won't be many of us left by December after what Boris has just announced.

 

[lolly]

Can we just skip to c*nt of the year so that Boris Johnson and his government can win please.

I think we can get pretty much all of the government in one by one.

 

[lolly]

Fuck knows how I'm going to get to work now though. I've quite enjoyed public transport when there has only been about three of us on each bus.

 

[Star]

Fuck knows how I'm going to get to work now though. I've quite enjoyed public transport when there has only been about three of us on each bus.

Just stay alert while you're on the bus and you'll be fine, at least we didn't lose 500k people hey

 

[lolly]

I think I'm going to start using Uber Medics.

 

[lolly]

Actually, this is probably going to have the opposite effect on me, and I'll see if I can work from home one or two days a week. Or see if I can compress to three days instead somehow.

 

[cwej]

This closes tonight!

 

[cwej]

So last year's 2019 Runner-up Donald Trump is through to the final again - surprised?

Matt Hancock becomes yet another Tory politician to make a year-end final.

Everyone else will have to wait...

 

[lolly]

YAY

 

[cwej]

God Hancock is such a DUMBASS.