CUNT OF THE MONTH - MAY 2019 - SHORTLIST

[cwej]

A quieter month with only 12 on the longlist, so a list of just 6 on the shortlist... and we need two to the final. Your choices are:

Alabama

Apparently a state that is going contrary to the rest of the world in time-travelling...

Andrea Leadsom

Her 2nd time nominated in 2019 and 2nd time making the shortlist. Can she go one better as she throws herself into the potential future PM ring?

Ann Widdecombe

Apparently from Alabama.

Carl Benjamin

Apparently hates at least 50% of the population for having a vagina plus another 12% for not being white. So he's running out of people to like frankly.

Donald Trump

He's here. Nuff said. This is Trump's 5th consecutive time in the shortlist. Will he finally make it through to the final?

Jeremy Kyle

Incredibly, Kyle's first appearance as a nomination. I guess he was just an ignoramus until this month when he came back into our lives. And swiftly departed again.

Take your pick. You may pick up to two for the final

 

[D5K]

Tough to choose despite the shorter list.

 

[cwej]

While it seems we have a clear top 2, keep voting as your votes might get someone (or some place) into end of year Andra Chansen round!

 

[lolly]

OFFICIAL: Andrea Leadsom 0% cunt.

 

[Iguana]

OFFICIAL: Andrea Leadsom 0% cunt.

Andrea Leadsom QOL shocker

 

[cwej]

There's still a day to destroy the cunt.

 

[cwej]

So....

DONALD TRUMP and ANN WIDDECOMBE make it through to the final:

JANUARY WINNER - TIM MARTIN
JANUARY RUNNER-UP - R KELLY
FEBRUARY WINNER - SHEMIMA BEGUM
FEBRUARY RUNNER-UP - CHRISTOPHER CHOPE
MARCH WINNER - THERESA MAY
MARCH RUNNER-UP - BORIS JOHNSON
APRIL WINNER - STEPHEN YAXLEY-LENNON
APRIL RUNNER-UP - NIGEL FARAGE
MAY WINNER - DONALD TRUMP
MAY RUNNER-UP - ANN WIDDECOMBE

 

[BoysForSeles]

I must remember to nominate Pledgemusic and Esther McVey next month.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I mean SURELY the June HOTLIST will be a Tory candidate ELEGANZA EXTRVAGANZA? Can we just nominate the ten of them ?

 

[dmlaw]

No. I already have two highly deserving not-Tories that are going to get a good hard nominating.

 

[lolly]

I still think we ought to have a separate TORY LEADERSHIP CUNT OFF SPECTACULAR

 

[octophone]

I still think we ought to have a separate TORY LEADERSHIP CUNT OFF SPECTACULAR

We should vote two off and then do an 8 candidate knock out.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Do we have a June one? @cwej