Don't call me FRIDAY. You've got to LEARN oh Friday that'll never DO.

[GNL]

UNGRATEFUL HOE

I'm such a BOOMER

 

[AGinAg (37)]

ButterTart really thinks like a gay sometimes

"like"

 

[ButterTart]

ButterTart really thinks like a gay sometimes

I was actually going to say ‘she’ but I didn’t want to look homophobic

 

[Kate]

omg! New Deliveroo "pay £3.49 a month and get free delivery on all orders over £25" subscription!

Unfortunately this means I won't be able to decide what to eat before 8:30 so will be hammered at the Zoom meet again.

 

[Kate]

Apologies in advance to @ButterTart for claiming I'm his colleague and by law he has to DO ME RIGHT NOW.

 

[GNL]

I was actually going to say ‘she’ but I didn’t want to look homophobic

 

[ButterTart]

Apologies in advance to @ButterTart for claiming I'm his colleague and by law he has to DO ME RIGHT NOW.

Well, if that's what the contract says. Get ready for the most inconsequential thirty seconds of your life.

 

[Kate]

IT'S OKAY I looked at all the exciting things and then just went for my local Chinese AGAIN

 

[Nancy]

Poor @ButterTart

Snubbed for a CHINESE

 

[ButterTart]

Poor @ButterTart

Snubbed for a CHINESE

In fairness, I would have if I was Kate. I don't contain nearly as much MSG.

 

[big ron]

omg! New Deliveroo "pay £3.49 a month and get free delivery on all orders over £25" subscription!

Unfortunately this means I won't be able to decide what to eat before 8:30 so will be hammered at the Zoom meet again.

Deliveroo Plus is great but a few times I have ordered chips just to bump the price up to over £25 out of fucking principle.

 

[big ron]

Well, if that's what the contract says. Get ready for the most inconsequential thirty seconds of your life.

You’ve got two in the tank? Go on son.

 

[ButterTart]

You’ve got two in the tank? Go on son.

People do call me The Stud. Although in fairness that's mainly because I look a bit like Jackie Collins.