Films you've seen in 2026

Topkapi (1964)

Topkapi is a sun‑drenched caper where Elizabeth Lipp (Melina Mercouri) swans about like a Greek Yootha Joyce, assembling a heist crew to steal a bejewelled dagger from a Turkish museum — and frankly, her entire oeuvre now needs to be mined for similar camp treasures! Arthur Simpson (Peter Ustinov) plays a fluttery little gay‑coded hustler — see him furtively reading Mr Universe magazine! — who gets dragged into the plot, plays off both sides of the law, and somehow wins Ustinov his second Oscar for being permanently overwhelmed. The gang’s heist prep includes a gloriously unnecessary set piece involving oily Turkish wrestlers in a giant stadium, filmed with such lingering enthusiasm that the queer coding stops being “subtext” and becomes “oh, they absolutely knew what they were doing.” And yes: this is the film that inspired the iconic dangling‑from‑the‑ceiling sequence in Mission Impossible (and, crucially, The Great Muppet Caper).

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Pontypool (2008). Creepy, funny, nasty and clever indie movie with two excellent leads.
 
The History of Sound (2025)

Not sure expanding this short story into a two-hour film really worked. Kind of wish I hadn't read it first. Lovely ACTING though.

How you gonna keep them DOWN ON THE FARM
After they've seen JOSH O'CONNOR'S COCK
 
Revenge (1971)

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Closed the loop on Joan Collins' wilderness era with this last night. I'd been putting it off because I heard it was quite nasty. It's not at all really, though I suppose the subject matter (and 70s Britain) is rather GRIM. The family of a murdered girl kidnap the local weirdo they believe is the paedophile serial killer and keep him locked up in their basement.

It's all a bit dull really, and Joan has the most unflattering hair I've ever seen and fucks off halfway through the film on the back of a motorcycle with her stepson/ lover..

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The Housemaid (2025)

Sydney Sweeney takes a live in job at Amanda Seyfried's mansion but all isn't what it seems. Based on a bestselling book I've never read, this is a slick & glossy thriller that twists round like Gone Girl. Some might consider it all ludicrous & OTT, but I enjoyed the camp touches & had proper fun. Excellent!
 
Woman On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown (1988)

The big international breakthrough for Pedro Almodóvar, this frantic & flamboyant farce is bright, fun & enjoyable & a brisk watch at 84 minutes. The contrast between this & his crude, amateurish debut is huge.
 

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