Star
Homo Secretary (OB)
Where are you thinking?
I don't know really. Just somewhere more green than concrete, not too far out. But that's real long term when we're closer to retirement I think.
Where are you thinking?
I genuinely love Bath and Bristol, I could live there.
Just be careful. We're surrounded by fucking awful Tories.
Could be worse. You could still have La Femme du Grand Vent sat near you. I can only imagine that several chairs have been very badly soiled by now![]()

Us here in Scotland...![]()
Personally? About 70 miles or so, down to the Borders. That's a shorter trip than up to Aberdeen.How far do you have to travel to hit a Tory seat?
As much as I take comfort in living in a totally red city, it's depressing that I can't leave it without crossing into blue territory.
Oh HAI!
Can't you at least head straight into the Solent?
Someone has already asked to be moved away from her!
I mean, if somoen's personal hygiene isn't great, there's room for a conversation but how do you address THAT?
"Hi, thanks for coming to the meeting, let's keep this brief to be on the safe side, any chance you could lay off the fried egg and bean sandwiches? Cheers."
I’ve worked with endless sweaties and people would apparently rather bitch about it behind their backs, although personally I’d find it easy to tackle directly if required. (Actually I quite like a certain level of RIPE so I’d possibly not bother.) What I find extraordinary here (and highly amusing obviously; I’d have great trouble suppressing laughter) is that she thinks it’s alright to sit there loudly stanking out the office. Has she got some sort of LD?Most of the other staff were Salvationists. Far more offensive than a musty stench!