Friday peruses the cocktail menu

[octophone]

I have to drive my sister to the hairdressers then go to work

Why not drive your sister to work and then go to the hairdressers?

 

[Soldi]

People who say "reach out" instead of "speak to" can fuck off.

But S Club 7 always told me to REACH!

 

[win_the_game]

I have too much work to do for a Friday.

 

[Zu]

I think I might REACH OUT to someone else in the organisation to get this damned invoice paid

 

[floppet]

I’m still waiting for an invoice to be paid by one of my more cuntish clienrs SIX WEEKS after I sent it and am strangely not feeling very inclined to get out of bed to do any more work for them

"Hi, it's Zu here. I sent you the invoice for the work I did six weeks ago and it hasn't been paid yet. I'm just ringing to check that you received it and am wondering when you'll be paying it as my usual terms are 30 days."

 

[Soldi]

Or “WHERES THE MONEY U FUCKIN LAZY CUNT”

 

[Lucille]

Send them some SUMPTUOUS DOG EGGS, that should JOG THE MEMORY.

 

[jivafox]

Kidnap their BELOVED POOCH.

It worked for Catherine Martin

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Send them SOME PIGCUNT.

 

[big ron]

ROAD BISCUITS

 

[octophone]

But S Club 7 always told me to REACH!

For the stars, not the person 3 desks away.

 

[octophone]

I think I might REACH OUT to someone else in the organisation to get this damned invoice paid

I would reach out with a samurai sword if the cash ain't in yr paws by noon on Monday.

 

[Kate]

Can I be arsed to go to WALTHAMSTOW tonight for a post-punk disco or will I just sit on my sofa drinking gin again

 

[octophone]

I was invited to the local WALKABOUT.

No ta!

 

[Lucille]

Can I be arsed to go to WALTHAMSTOW tonight for a post-punk disco or will I just sit on my sofa drinking gin again

I cannot face the journey from Hackney to Walthamstow, let alone from HAMMERSMITH!

 

[Kate]

I was invited to the local WALKABOUT.

No ta!

I thought that whore DIED!

 

[Kate]

Seems it only died in London. Well LUCKY THE REST OF YOU!

 

[Kate]

I cannot face the journey from Hackney to Walthamstow, let alone from HAMMERSMITH!

Well QUITE. But then I have spent the last 18 months whinging about not being able to go out, and a friend I haven't seen since the before times is going, and it's in the TRADES CLUB which describes itself as "Phoenix Nights, the dark side"

 

[floppet]

Evening at my mum's tonight with sister and brother, their families and spawn for a manky overpriced chinese that they all reckon is the best chinese but it really isn't.

I am wearing my new Skechers because I am old. Not the hideous pair that spawn bought me for my birthday but the slightly less hideous pair I exchanged them for. Everybody raves about how Skechers are so comfy and like wearing slippers but they just make my feet feel too hot and claustrophobic.

 

[Phoenix]

Last day at my current job. Just need to drop off my laptop and go to my new job and pick a new one

 

[COB]

I was invited to the local WALKABOUT.

No ta!

Upstairs in there was allegedly the STUDENTS' UNION when I was at university I never investigated further!

 

[Soldi]

My computer has TWO MONITORS at work today, I feel very important

 

[big ron]

I've been shooting soft porn all afternoon

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Who fancies paying £29 for a photo of Thomas Hamilton's next door neighbour?

Vintage photo of Cathleen Kerr, neighbour of Thomas Hamilton, the gunman of Dunblane massacre Amazon product ASIN B07MPSCDH7
USE THE MOOPY LINK

 

[Madison]

Is it laminated?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Is it laminated?

For your pleasure.