Iconic 00s Pop Songs Face-Off: PT II FINAL RESULTS

[Soldi]

Sabotaging Jojo is disgusting

 

[Jark]

two more sets of votes needed before we advance

 

[Pingu]

Jennifer Lopez ft. Pitbull - On The Floor
Marina & The Diamonds - Primadonna
Sia - Chandelier
Agnes - Release Me
Alexis Jordan - Happiness
Kylie - Can't Get You Out of My Head
Beyonce - Irreplaceable
Robyn - Dancing On My Own

Resurrect We Found Love

 

[Jark]

CLOSED! results within the hour... and then THE TWIST

 

[Eddie]

Sabotaging Jojo is disgusting

Everyone, sabotage Jojo!

 

[straightorbroken]

Life sabotaged Jojo.

Even Mariah isn't threatened by her

 

[Pingu]

I thought you said you needed two more sets of votes...

 

[Iguana]

I thought you said you needed two more sets of votes...

The game moves quicker than the rules, they are in a constant state of flux!

 

[ButterTart]

If Hung Up even gets close to beating Dancing on My Own then I'm going to have to insist people take a long look at themselves and consider what they've become.

 

[Jark]

ROUND 3 LOSERS

Kesha - We R Who We R (0%)
Jennifer Lopez - On The Floor (36%)
Marina & The Diamonds - Primadonna (18%)
The Veronicas - In My Blood (23%)
Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Murder On The Dancefloor (32%)
JoJo - Too Little Too Late (41%)
Taylor Swift - Out of the Woods (23%)
Beyonce - Irreplaceable (36%)
Madonna - Hung Up (45%)

SAY A PRAYER for the artist formerly known as Ke$ha, who achieves the dubious honour of having the first song at any point in this contest to receive ZERO VOTES UK and Hot 100 #1 single We R Who We R was absolutely trounced by its three-way partners On The Floor, which also exits with 36% of the vote, and We Found Love, which cruises through with all the fizzy EDM momentum of a potential contest winner. what a song.

Primadonna may be Marina doing big pop girl cosplay but it didn't receive big pop girl votes and crashes out to Gwen's debut solo single, while The Veronicas' boppy electro banger In My Blood is no competition for fellow Aussie Sia, who is screaming her way through to the third stage of this competition. Neither Taylor Swift nor Beyonce progresses further - and so neither the bootylicious chanteuse nor the daughter of Ms Tina () is represented going forward.

Sophie Ellis-Bextor was neck and neck with Agnes for a while before the Swede pulled ahead, and JoJo lost steam in the end to Alexis Jordan - although one of those women still has a career in the other is Alexis Jordan, so who's laughing now? (not @SDF.)

and finally, in perhaps the biggest shock of the contest so far, Madonna CRASHES OUT on the slim basis of 10 votes to 12, her seminal gay classic Hung Up having been collectively judged the lesser homosexual necessity than Dancing My Own - but more importantly, can somebody explain this picture to me?

of course the power of the res-erection is always there to provide a lifeline, and today that goes to...

RESURRECTED:

well, queen.

 

[Jark]

ROUND 3 PLAY-OFF

OK, before we continue to the Inevitably Overhyped Twist Round™ that's bound to have me banned from Moopy, one more spot needs to be filled to give us a nice, clean round total of 30 songs in the third stage (I can't risk the wrath of @Pingu with 29).

3 of the losing songs above received 2 resurrection votes each (versus Hung Up's 3 votes), and they are these:

Jennifer Lopez - On the Floor
Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Murder on the Dancefloor
Taylor Swift - Out of the Woods

Please RANK them from favourite (3pts) to least (1pt). this round will be open for exactly one hour.

 

[Frozen]

1. Sophie
2. J-Lo
3. Taylor

 

[Devil]

1. Jennifer
2. Taylor
3. Sophie

 

[Tisch]

1. Taylor
2. Sophie
1. J-Lo

 

[Jark]

1. Taylor
2. J-Lo
3. Sophie

 

[Diddy]

1. Jennifer Lopez - On the Floor
2. Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Murder on the Dancefloor
3. Taylor Swift - Out of the Woods

 

[Mats]

1. Sophie
2. Jenny
3. Taylor

 

[Iguana]

Taylor Swift - Out of the Woods - 3 points
Jennifer Lopez - On the Floor - 2 points
Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Murder on the Dancefloor - 1 point

 

[SDF]

3 points Taylor
2 J Lo
1 Sophie

 

[SDF]

You bastards

poor JoJo

 

[SDF]

OK, before we continue to the Inevitably Overhyped Twist Round™ that's bound to have me banned from Moopy, one more spot needs to be filled to give us a nice, clean round total of 30 songs in the third stage (I can't risk the wrath of @Pingu with 29).

 

[POP!]

1. On the Floor
2. Out of the Woods
3. Murder on the Dance Floor

 

[Berly]

1. Jennifer Lopez - On the Floor
2. Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Murder on the Dancefloor
3. Taylor Swift - Out of the Woods

Echo

 

[Diddy]

Echo

you'd better formally post those votes you never know

((unless Jark wants J.Lo in)

 

[Pipo]

No Kesha no vote

 

[AGinAg (37)]

1 SEB
2 J-Llo
3 TayTay

 

[Jark]

thanks for the votes, ladies! your play-off winner, advancing through to stage 3 of this supremely pointless game with 25 points, is...



I guess a true diva always has one more comeback to cash.

YOUR TOP 30

Agnes - Release Me
Alexis Jordan - Happiness
Alicia Keys - Fallin'
Alicia Keys - Try Sleeping With a Broken Heart
Ariana Grande - Into You
Brandy - Afrodisiac
Britney Spears - Toxic
Carly Rae Jepsen - Run Away With Me
Cheryl Cole - Fight For This Love
Demi Lovato - Cool For the Summer
Gwen Stefani - Cool
Gwen Stefani - What You Waiting For?
Janet Jackson - All For You
Jennifer Lopez - On The Floor
Kelis - Acapella
Kelly Clarkson - Since U Been Gone
Kylie - Can't Get You Out of My Head
Lady Gaga - Alejandro
Lady Gaga - Born This Way
Lana Del Rey - Summertime Sadness
Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love
Madonna - Hung Up
Madonna - Music
Mariah Carey - We Belong Together
Nelly Furtado - Maneater
Nicki Minaj - Super Bass
Rihanna - We Found Love
Robyn - Dancing On My Own
Sia - Chandelier
Sugababes - Freak Like Me

what a FAB selection of songs L. Gaga, Madge, Gwen and Alicia all represent twice. the new round will go live within the hour... when you'll discover the TRUE IMPACT of your seemingly CASUAL sabotage votes...