Kate Middleton Princess née Duchess of EVILSHIRE

[K.C.]

 

[Lucille]

I thought that was George Santos for a sec.

 

[Madison]

Gird your loins!

 

[K.C.]

 

[Lucille]

The NARCISSISM of this family honestly. Who asked for a portrait of you may I ask?!?

 

[K.C.]

It's the self-congratulation of this line that's killing me. "In 2021, he was only familiar to people with a keen interest in Nigerian art; now he’s known as one of the very last people who painted the late Queen."
If our precious queen hadn't done him the favor of DYING he'd still be peddling his FLOP NIGERIAN ART on the sidewalk!

 

[Jark]

It's the self-congratulation of this line that's killing me. "In 2021, he was only familiar to people with a keen interest in Nigerian art; now he’s known as one of the very last people who painted the late Queen."
If our precious queen hadn't done him the favor of DYING he'd still be peddling his FLOP NIGERIAN ART on the sidewalk!

that seems a rather off colour analysis to say the very least.

 

[Jark]

a little flattering perhaps but that's a great portrait. and what a camp studio

 

[Madison]

It's the self-congratulation of this line that's killing me. "In 2021, he was only familiar to people with a keen interest in Nigerian art; now he’s known as one of the very last people who painted the late Queen."
If our precious queen hadn't done him the favor of DYING he'd still be peddling his FLOP NIGERIAN ART on the sidewalk!

It’s literally the second line of his Wikipedia bio.

 

[Lucille]

that seems a rather off colour analysis to say the very least.

Badly phrased but there is an argument the monarchy using artists from former British colonies in an attempt to modernise their image is a bit DISTASTEFUL.

 

[K.C.]

Royals being painted by former colonists for the front cover of an elite British lifestyle magazine in 2026 just reads as a bit ignorant and/or self-righteous.

 

[Finn]

I wonder if Oluwole used the same PAINTBRUSH OF DEATH for William as he used to see off her majesty

 

[jyxz]

Love this

GIN SOAKED QUEEN GOES BERSERK

 

[jyxz]

‘she pulled pints of Guinness like an old beer-slinging pro’

 

[Finn]

I hope Frankie and Rod are getting to spend their sad last days together

 

[GNL]

Ooh, bonus puzzles!

 

[supermassive]

Good for her

 

[Jark]

sad last days? isn't Rod Stewart currently on tour? I hope he won't CARK IT before the people of Valencia see his show next week

 

[hyperwoof]

He had oxygene on stage with him this week apparently.

 

[Sheena]

So? He’s in his 80s! Why on earth WOULDN’T you have oxygen on the side of the stage?

 

[Sheena]

These hilarious rags get their sales from people dying. Some friends and I used to post the National Enquirer cover on Facebook all the time as Cher was dying then recovering from some mystery disease literally every fortnight