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[AGinAg (37)]

Good marrow.

 

[big ron]

Need to get my fat ass back to the gym now winter is coming and my body will be buried under mountains of hoodies and clothing. HMPH.

 

[lolly]

I'm now in possession of a yoga strap. What have I become?

 

[octophone]

I can't open Cunt Of The Month at work

I was sure I had parcel tape in the house but no...have to go and buy some at lunchtime. Downer. Non-downer - I have a pile of fresh CDs at home to get into over the weekend. She Makes War, Zappa, Ezra Furman.

 

[octophone]

I'm now in possession of an arab strap. What have I become?

 

[lolly]

Oh we all get one of those when we get our coming out kit. Together with a lifetime subscription to the Barbra Streisand fan club, and a copy of Judy Live at Carnegie Hall.

 

[Shirley]

I didn't even know what one of those was until I looked it up

 

[lolly]

You got Judy though, right?

 

[big ron]

Now I'm listening to Belle & Sebastian

 

[lolly]

Now I'm listening to Belle & Sebastian

I didn't know what an Arab Strap was until then.

But what did we do then instead of google? Ask Jeeves?

 

[Shirley]

We asked our MOTHERS of course Lolls

 

[lolly]

My mother doesn't know anything, unless the answer was Lambert & Butler.

 

[Kate]

Drinking an M&S mojito on the bus in honour of Lady Di (Abbott)

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

Is it a low class bus or high class bus? Because we all know that most London buses are usually one or the other

 

[Kate]

WELL it goes through Fulham, Chelsea and Westminster so I would have to say high class darling

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

You can always tell a high class bus from the rich whiff of pricey perfumes

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

And MOJITOS OBV

 

[lolly]

There's nothing like the mingling aromas of Estée Lauder's Youth Dew and stale urine

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

Says one who I’m sure is all too familiar with that particular mingle

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

Personally I like to enhance the impact of my urine drenched catsuits, leotards and culottes with a splash of Cacherel’s Loulou. No wonder everyone always thinks I’m FRENCH

 

[lolly]

To be honest, on the number 36 here it's more like the heady aroma of Lynx Africa and skunk.

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

I think I once noticed someone smoking crack on a bus round here but then again I am in Hackney

Speaking of buses, something in someone’s bag* was merrily spewing red all over the floor of the 394 community bus the other day and did she get off? Did she apologise? No, she just SAT THERE. Dirty bitch

*Shopping, not colostomy

 

[ButterTart]

I'm going out on a limb here, is Yvonne Mondle our Zu's latest nom de plume?

 

[Shirley]

WHATEVER MAKES YOU THINK THAT

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

I'm going out on a limb here, is Yvonne Mondle our Zu's latest nom de plume?

Can’t see the similarity myself but lovely to meet you @ButterTart. Just joined, always horny, door’s on the latch xxx

 

[ButterTart]

Can’t see the similarity myself but lovely to meet you @ButterTart. Just joined, always horny, door’s on the latch xxx

You'd have liked Zu, she was a hoot. Always willing to offer you a kind word or an absinthe enema.

 

[Kate]

BUTTERTART <3

Where have you been you SLAG

 

[big ron]

Yes quite.

 

[ButterTart]

BUTTERTART <3

Where have you been you SLAG

I've been running with the #FBPE crowd on Twitter. My life has been a heady mix of retweeting James O'Brien and explaining democracy to peasants. I'm back now though, and I really want to make it work. I've changed.

 

[ButterTart]

What have I missed, anyway (Bearing in mind I think I've only been gone since July)? Who's back? Who's gone? Where's Mel?

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

None of us have made any new friends and our old friends don’t want to know us. We’ve heard whispers of apparent displeasure with the lounge curtains (only moderately crudded last time I checked), suffocating BO and the seemingly constant misuse of “literally” but nothing’s confirmed. Also, Mel got her tit caught in the swing so she’s back doing her peep-o trampolining routine

 

[Shirley]

We’ve heard whispers of apparent displeasure with the lounge curtains (only moderately crudded last time I checked)

Well I LIKE THEM. They match the CARPET and my STATE OF MIND