Melanie C to be blown up for MENCAP

[Agneeta]

Her body parts are to be fed to starving pigs.

 

[Shirley]

WILL THERE BE A VIDEO FOR VOODOO TO POST

 

[Agneeta]

WILL THERE BE A VIDEO FOR VOODOO TO POST

Yes, there will be twelve endless very boring new topics dedicated to the charitable endevour

Spice fans everywhere are being encouraged to blow themselves up in a new and exciting TikityTok trend.

 

[Agneeta]

Mel D said to be furious.

 

[Joseph]

Granola lesbians AGOG to find exploded Mel C filled with MICROPLASTICS

 

[Agneeta]

Lesbians in tears after Mel C's left nipple donated to Help For Heroes.

 

[Pipo]

WILL THERE BE A VIDEO FOR VOODOO TO POST

No, but there will be BITS'n'BOBS (somehow) related to Enya, so that disneyteletubby can PARTAKE in sharing some random Enya fact and her hygiene habits.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya buys Mel C's labia to use as a draft excluder.

 

[Agneeta]

Mel C body parts auction at Sotherby's draws only Voodoo waving an Israel flag, but he didn't realise how auctions worked.

 

[Pipo]

Melanie Blatt is apparently “disgusted” at having to share the same name as the Next Best Superstar chanteuse and says she’s already in the process of changing it to Ida Mabel Puddington.

 

[Halli]

Cherlu & Baba AGOG but will comply with any media for charity purposes.