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HAPPY APRIL!

The month of bank holidays, later sunshine and lambs (not the Mariah Carey kind)
 
HA HA at your fake "news" story about Theresa May. Nothing could be more ridiculous than the truth.

Anyway, morning.
 
Some of us take a moment to compose our posts and quality should be favoured.
 
ANYWAY, I need to leave the house today but I really don't want to.
 
In Cardiff. Mr L's birthday, so I've got to buy him lunch. Oh well, it's only once a year.
 
God everybody at work is in a FOUL mood today. Stop bringing me down!
 
I'm going on holiday today and I thought we might set off early and visit some interesting places on the way but NO I have to HANG AROUND for HOURS ON END while the UNALTERABLE DAILY ROUTINE is GROUND THROUGH at a GLACIAL PACE while the BUILDERS next door BANG AWAY with the RADIO BLARING :rolleyes:
 
And then I'll have a CUP OF TEA and then I'll FEED THE BIRDS for the FIFTH TIME and then I'll spend HALF AN HOUR CLEANING MY TEETH
 
Star said:
Oh do it! You'll feel so much better for some fresh air
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Standards of "fresh" are fairly low in the west of Scotland. A can of deodorant is often nicknamed "A Paisley shower".

Anyway, back - cold, drizzly and weird out there. Some visible detritus from yesterday's football in the form of some smashed glass and an upturned bin. In other words - business as usual.
 
Perhaps it's just the sun, but Cardiff is much nicer than I remember it being.

And the HMV is bloody lovely.
 
I'm on a conference call attended by only men (16 people)

I'm not sure whether the lack of vaginas is because of my sector or because of my pay grade

either way, GENDER EQUALITY NOW.
 
I usually enjoy a good April Fool on my son but he is at his Grans this year.:(
 
I can't imagine an eight and a half minute clip of this morning is going to be worth my time.
 
Indie said:
I can't imagine an eight and a half minute clip of this morning is going to be worth my time.
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Maybe save it for your next conference call with the lads
 
New posts in Footy bants, Manic street preachers and World Cup threads

What sort of forum is this :shock:
 
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New posts in Footy bants, Manic street preachers and World Cup threads

What sort of forum is this :shock:
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Sorry, I forgot my HRT last night and reverted. I'm just off for a shave and then I'll post something in the Girls Aloud forum.
 
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What sort of forum is this :shock:
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:D I’ll take Holly any day over THAT TAT

Bit disappointed there’s no HOLLY BOOBS CHAT thread tbh
 
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Bit disappointed there’s no HOLLY BOOBS CHAT thread tbh
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Well, she's wearing a rollneck jumper in the clip.

That said, I could almost hate her for even making beige look good. Bitch.
 
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I wish I watched This Morning today. I am the sort of HALFWIT that would have fell hook line and sinker for that whilst watching.
 
She didn’t nearly swear though! RESIGN!

Am I right in understanding that the makeover result was an April fool too? :D
 
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