Monday needs to repaint those questionable magnolia walls

[ZenGiraffe]

Morning.

Pretty much everyone at work is off taking their disgusting children on summer holidays so I'm hoping for a very quiet week of following SALACIOUS GOSSIP online.

 

[floppet]

Morning.

Pretty much everyone at work is off taking their disgusting children on summer holidays so I'm hoping for a very quiet week of following SALACIOUS GOSSIP online.

Our disgusting children don't break up for another fortnight. Except for the posh school across the road from work, they broke up last Friday, so I can leave home twenty minutes later in the morning for the next seven weeks and still not be late for work.

 

[octophone]

Coming into e-mails that are basically "someone phoned, I tried to do a thing but I couldn't do a thing cos of stuff and reasons, you'll need to do it" is not what I need on a Monday.

 

[Nancy]

I am going to Earthling Ed's VEGAN Fish & Chips restaurant on Thursday. I can't wait!

 

[octophone]

I have some Vegan Fish in my fridge for tonight or tomorrow night's tea.

 

[COB]

What is vegan fish made of, and why does that sound like the setup to a joke?

 

[octophone]

What is vegan fish made of, and why does that sound like the setup to a joke?

Vegans.

(sorry, literally stealing @dmlaw 's joke from a few days ago there)

 

[octophone]

Physh.

 

[Jacques]

I had some vegan fish in Eastbourne a couple of years ago that was made out of banana blossom, was very disappointing. I think tofish is better but it's not something I'm really drawn back to.