Monday wanders lonely as a cloud

I wouldnt mind if they were full of heartfelt meaning, but they’re an inconvenient obligation at best.
 
Its like people you’ve not seen for 15 years wishing you a happy birthday on facebook. Fuck off John.
 
The HORROR of getting one with an "update" newsletter or note inside
 
Who can be arsed writing cards?!

I barely can be bothered writing the gift tag
 
I was just watching Frankie on YouTube. He's so much harsher live than on TV. Which I obviously prefer. Amazing he's got through the last decade what with the cancelled trend.

His 2012 show is unbelievable. About 10 minutes in he makes a (light) Shannon Matthews joke, the audience bristle a wee bit and he just goes "oh that was too much, fucking brace yourselves" and he is NOT WRONG to do this...
 

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