Nasty rumours circulate online that today is FRIDAY

[big ron]

Awaiting to confirm

 

[ExcitableWoof]

Oh no, we've lost whomever it is.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Reports from the INTERNATIONAL DATE LINE suggest a strong possibility of SATURDAY

 

[Jark]

what a strange and terrifying turn of events

 

[ExcitableWoof]

You know, I remember the first time Saturday met me. I'd been going through a really hard time after being criticised for making everything about myself. I'm making a pie later. Saturday - i'll miss you being there for me.

 

[big ron]

Reports from the INTERNATIONAL DATE LINE suggest a strong possibility of SATURDAY

THE EARTH IS FLAT WAKE UP

 

[big ron]

Because I didn't really do anything this week until Wednesday I am not getting Friday energy from today.

 

[Sheena]

I actually DO have Friday energy, but more because I have next week off. Also I have to go to the World Ultimate Athletics Championships when I'd decided I wasn't going to bother and so that's giving me a FUN THING TO PLAN

 

[Agneeta]

I have a mild hangover, which is annoying me because I'VE CUT BACK.

 

[Agneeta]

I've had a pain in my upper inner thigh for about a week now. The internet suggests it's a trapped nerve. Sitting on a chair, is genuinely painful. Eurgh.

 

[ExcitableWoof]

Try digging at it with a protractor

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[ExcitableWoof]

So sad to hear that Saturday has indeed passed.