"New Thursday, new me", huns!

[big ron]

Sat at my desk ready to take on the world, but I get the feeling people will still be off until next week. I want to be capitalist scum.

 

[Shirley]

"Did you have a good break?"
"It was all right"
"Mine would have been better if I hadn't got a cold part way through"
"So did I" (subtext BUT I'M NOT FUCKING MOANING ABOUT IT]
*departs*

WIN

 

[Cloud]

I actually don't mind being in. Nice short week to ease back into working gently rather than going headfirst into a Monday.

 

[big ron]

Going to drag my obese ass to the gym seeing as no cunt is answering emails.

 

[floppet]

Absolutely no traffic on the way to work this morning, wish it would stay like that forever.

 

[Sheena]

Still off til Monday but already been to the gym. Next stop is to clear the kitchen of rubbish food to the food bank/ my parents/ my belly and do a decent food shop.

 

[big ron]

I'm annoyed the thread title isn't the other way round.

 

[octophone]

I'm annoyed the thread title isn't the other way round.

Ficksed

 

[octophone]

Stone dead on my way into work. Apart from one person at a bus stop, not another soul on foot until I got close to Central station. Glasgow still takes 2nd January seriously, it seems.

 

[Sheena]

Ficksed

If you think that is fixed with AT THE VERY LEAST a comma between Thursday and new, let alone the space before the comma that is already there...

*has grammar breakdown*

 

[Shirley]

Oh so you're keeping your PET in our overcrowded office when the other office becomes available again so you can spend all day YAPPING to him, are you? QUELLE SURPRISE!

 

[octophone]

If you think that is fixed with AT THE VERY LEAST a comma between Thursday and new, let alone the space before the comma that is already there...

*has grammar breakdown*

Well, the trouble is the word "huns"

"New Thursday, new me, huns" reads like a list. I thought skipping the comma would help with the interpretation.

I'll try again....

 

[octophone]

OK, I've had another go but now people will be wondering the exact point at which big ron caught the gay.

 

[Sheena]

There, that's MUCH BETTER

 

[octophone]

There, that's MUCH BETTER

I'm not convinced by the second comma but you're literally the expert so imma let that go.

 

[Indie]

I'd prefer more use of the semi colon. Not in the title of the thread, just in general.

 

[Shirley]

;;;

 

[big ron]

OK, I've had another go but now people will be wondering the exact point at which big ron caught the gay.

With a bit of thought, I could probably pinpoint the date and time if you want.

 

[SDF]

Oh no.

On my way back to Edinburgh and the bus driver has just come over the tannoy to announce that there is a problem with the bus and he’s pulled over to the hard shoulder.

All I want to do is get home.

 

[Kala]

Oh no.

On my way back to Edinburgh and the bus driver has just come over the tannoy to announce that there is a problem with the bus and he’s pulled over to the hard shoulder.

All I want to do is get home.

Oh shit! Where are you?

 

[SDF]

On the motorway, I think somewhere near Livingston. He is trying to reset the bus, whatever that means.

 

[Indie]

 

[Shirley]

"Did you have a good break?"
"It was all right"
"Mine would have been better if I hadn't got a cold part way through"
"So did I" (subtext BUT I'M NOT FUCKING MOANING ABOUT IT]
*departs*

WIN

I see your terrible cold didn't stop you from going on the usual INTERMINABLE SHOPPING EXPEDITIONS during WORKING HOURS though. I am going to give MADAM WHAT FOR this year even if it does end up getting me the SACK, it's my NEW YEAR RESOLUTION

 

[big ron]

Went gym and felt like I was fine physically, got smug about it, now absolutely fucked. Might have a nap.

 

[wendy the Go_At]

Back into work in an hour. Can't wait to hear what a shit Christmas our version of Droopy Drawers (we call her Happiness Thief) has had.

 

[Kate]

Lounging around debating whether this fucking annoying tickly cough is too bad to go to the cinema.

 

[Kala]

Lounging around debating whether this fucking annoying tickly cough is too bad to go to the cinema.

If you’re coughing at all I would say don’t go. The other patrons will be annoyed at you for that!

 

[Generic Account]

Go to the cinema.

They'll cope.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Tree down, tits out, time for a fucking salad and to write a shiny new essay.

 

[octophone]

(we call her Happiness Thief)

We had Mood Hoover in my old department and then Fun Sponge. The latter was a manager so we had to be careful, like.

 

[big ron]

Mood Hoover is a fucking belter

 

[Lucille]

Took a couple of night nurse last night and slept for 13 hours. Still feel a bit WAVEY in the post office queue. Gonna treat myself to a Percy Ingle after. The diet starts tomorrow!

 

[vespertine]

Exchange with my dickhead of a manager today:

"Did you get an answer to that email you sent to Resource?"
"When I sent them the fir--"
"I'm asking you a question."

!

 

[Shirley]

I'm so pleased that despite spending a fortune on refurbishing the ancient sash windows in the office we still get the smell of BURNT OFFERINGS from the TAKEAWAYS at this time of day. SO MUCH FOR THAT

 

[Diddy]

Gonna treat myself to a Percy Ingle after. The diet starts tomorrow!

is that slang for a Pringle? Go for it love!