POISON PEN'S COFFEE MORNING (10am)

[Zu]

Not being funny but my day was RUINED

 

[lolly]

I've spent the last nine hours in the airing cupboard with a damp flannel on my forehead

 

[Zu]

I turned to wine and Pot Noodle

QUITE OUT OF CHARACTER AS I’M SURE YOU’LL AGREE

 

[Suomi]

Some of you may note my dignified silence re:this wholly sad yet predictable attempt to sully my name. Us key worker girls need to keep a strong mind in order to keep saving the U.K. economy and controlling the virus, so I will not be drawn into dispute.

 

[lolly]

 

[Star]

What was this thread even about?

 

[Penelope]

Some of you may note my dignified silence re:this wholly sad yet predictable attempt to sully my name. Us key worker girls need to keep a strong mind in order to keep saving the U.K. economy and controlling the virus, so I will not be drawn into dispute.

I'm still waiting for your £20

 

[Lucille]

So Penelope tries to crate a sense of community in a time of national crisis and is chastised for it? Next you’ll be saying the £20 catering fee for a plate of soggy biscuits he found in the bin was just a ruse for him to get some drug money.

 

[ButterTart]

I saw this and thought there was another one today. How many people need to suffer before we realise that it’s not normal to be hospitalised with barium poisoning after a coffee morning?

 

[big ron]

I saw this and thought there was another one today. How many people need to suffer before we realise that it’s not normal to be hospitalised with barium poisoning after a coffee morning?

You mean it isn't happening today as well? What am I supposed to do with this?

 

[Soldi]

You mean it isn't happening today as well? What am I supposed to do with this?

I’ll have em

 

[ButterTart]

You mean it isn't happening today as well? What am I supposed to do with this?

I’m running a secret Santa where the twist is that everyone will pick me as their recipient. Just saying.

 

[big ron]

I’ll have em

I’m running a secret Santa where the twist is that everyone will pick me as their recipient. Just saying.

Fight to the death for the biscuits pls.

 

[ButterTart]

Fight to the death for the biscuits pls.

Can I use weapons or stuns doubles please?

 

[big ron]

Can I use weapons or stuns doubles please?

Go for it, I just want BLOOD.