Real Housewives of London - Season 2

[Music]

The trailer is here and what a trailer So much to unpack. Starts on 7th September.

The lingering shot of Paddington Bear at the end

 

[Iguana]

Looks fabulous

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Whilst it looks amazing, I am still furious it's taken Martha and Kim from us

 

[Music]

Whilst it looks amazing, I am still furious it's taken Martha and Kim from us

Get them on to S3 of this!

 

[Lucille]

I need to know what Kimi thinks of Juliet Angus.

 

[jivafox]

Juliet MAYHEW being exposed again as a LOSER. We love to see it

 

[Lucille]

 

[Lucille]

Not the TASTE THE DIFFERENCE Champagne.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

OMG I FORGOT THIS WAS TODAY.

Why the fuck am I at the cinema and not IN PADDINGTON

 

[jivafox]

Juliet Mayhew INSTANTLY irritating.

 

[jivafox]

Amanda telling Juliet Mayhew in the group chat that she should see if they’re casting for BENEFIT BRITAIN

 

[Lucille]

They’re working hard, going to the effort of all getting BLACKOUT drunk at a dinner 2 weeks before filming starts so they can come out of the gate running.

 

[jivafox]

The way the producers made them spend half an episode rehashing the group chat fights because they’re so funny. Nobody is doing it like these women.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Nessie showing a different side of herself this time and I love it !

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What's the point of a non-alcoholic margarita!?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Also what's the point of a SOBER HOUSEWIFE?!?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Not the most insulting thing being that Amanda is from SOUTHAMPTON!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Lucille]

What's the point of a non-alcoholic margarita!?

It’s just lime juice and salt at that point!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

A pet as a gift is WICKED

 

[Suomi]

London has gone Housewives MAD. I nearly faced Ellie’s wrath as I held the queue up by insisting on entering Dean Street via Amanda Cronin and Panthea Parker

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I REBUKE YOU IN THE NAME OF JESUS

 

[Lucille]

Karen easily the highlight of this episode. “What do you mean you’ll think about it? She will take any freebie she can get. She cannot WAIT to get on the plane”

Juliet constantly telling her to stop shouting when she’s not raising her voice starting to seem a bit.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Juliet constantly telling her to stop shouting when she’s not raising her voice starting to seem a bit.

She's totally getting CANCELLED before this series is over.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I adore Panthea's delusional mother!

 

[Music]

I already cannot wait for the fall out between Panthea and Amanda after Panthea got her lips done at Amanda's salon

I almost felt Amanda was standing there smirking knowing that they were going to be botched!

 

[jivafox]

These lips have knocked FIFTEEN to TWENTY years off of Panthea

 

[ZenGiraffe]

"They don't know about Titanique"

Babe, it was a one night only performance as THE AXE! Hardly a CAREER HIGH

 

[jivafox]

It’s kinda chick

 

[Lucille]

She was the head air stewardess of FIRST CLASS on QANTAS at the age of 19!

 

[AlgoAlex]

She was the head air stewardess of FIRST CLASS on QANTAS at the age of 19!

No thinking about it she was 20 actually !!

 

[AlgoAlex]

Loving Amanda letting the weird out even more this series.

 

[jivafox]

Amanda telling Panthea that she has a GAMMY SMILE next week.

 

[Lucille]

Nessie desperate for a storyline, what is she even mad at?

 

[jivafox]

Panthea and Angus couldn’t even keep a straight face whilst Nessie was flipping out.

 

[Lucille]

Like you don’t tell boring people they’re boring to their face. That’s not a normal thing to do.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Like you don’t tell boring people they’re boring to their face. That’s not a normal thing to do.

 

[Lucille]

Amanda “I have been called (a cunt) MANY TIMES in My life”

 

[Lucille]

“I can’t believe she’s never been called a cunt before, hello, you grew up in ACTON”

 

[Music]

This season has been FANTASIQUE! Panthea arguing dressed as Geri Halliwell and Amanda dressed as the well known British icon of HERSELF

Juliet Angus sheer delusional about Ladies of London being cancelled and needing to share her view despite her not being on the reboot or on the show in 10 years. EVERYONE KEEPS TAGGING ME!