floppet
Spider murderer
It's Mr F and I's 34th wedding anniversary today. We are celebrating by having some kind of stomach bug on different floors of the house. He's got the upstairs toilet and I've got the downstairs.
I've cancelled the meal later and am lying on the sofa watching Transformers films whilst my bloated stomach bubbles away inside.
I've cancelled the meal later and am lying on the sofa watching Transformers films whilst my bloated stomach bubbles away inside.