Saturday is running on pinot grigio

[Jark]

hi GIRLS!

I had no plans last night, but a friend came over after work and we got pretty drunk with my housemate, then I had a weird night's sleep full of the most visceral and alarming dreams, and now I'm waking up with a mild hangover and going for a run in the sun to SHAKE IT OFF!

how are y'all today?

 

[Iguana]

Will those dreams translate into fabulous cunning linguist stories? And did you see your mirror sister?

 

[Inner Smile]

My birthday BABY! Awaiting my card from Ag x

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I stayed in last night on a gay interest chat forum for the results of an online song contest. I did quite well. I then sat DJing music with people I've never met before.

It was all FABULOUS.

 

[ButterTart]

Will those dreams translate into fabulous cunning linguist stories? And did you see your mirror sister?

Oh shit, that's in a couple of hours

 

[Iguana]

Oh shit, that's in a couple of hours

Omg yes, I've completely lost track of days already with the bank holiday!

 

[GNL]

A bunch of parents on Facebook have posted pictures of their children making 'Easter hats'.

The fuck is an Easter hat?

 

[dmlaw]

A bunch of parents on Facebook have posted pictures of their children making 'Easter hats'.

The fuck is an Easter hat?

Easter bonnets were a thing which we did in primary school. No idea why.

 

[COB]

Is it the same as an Easter bonnet?

 

[GNL]

I made little nests out of chocolate covered cornflakes for mini eggs and little yellow chicks to sit in, but clearly missed the Easter bonnet memo

 

[ButterTart]

We had to have an Easter bonnet GALA at school. Bit humiliating in year 11.

 

[floppet]

The nightmare of Easter bonnet-making, cotton-wool balls, pva glue and those awful teeny yellow chicks with plastic feet that don't stick to anything. I'm glad those days are long gone.

 

[Jark]

The nightmare of Easter bonnet-making, cotton-wool balls, pva glue and those awful teeny yellow chicks with plastic feet that don't stick to anything. I'm glad those days are long gone.

oh god, me too.

all of this "easter bonnet" talk is so disturbing. now if you'll excuse me, i'm going out to meet my friends for a non-traumatic walk in nature.

Spoiler

 

[win_the_game]

Easter bonnets were a thing which we did in primary school. No idea why.

Traditionally I think women/girls wore them to Easter church services

 

[Rita]

I am DRIPPING.

 

[Rita]

Who said going out for a run on a Saturday morning after drinking heavily the night before was a good idea??

Time to lie on my hammock now with a small refreshment.

 

[Jark]

Who said going out for a run on a Saturday morning after drinking heavily the night before was a good idea??

Time to lie on my hammock now with a small refreshment.

to answer @Iguana's question, turns out @Rita is my mirror sister

the run was trauma. I've just had a nice SALMON ON TOASTED SESAME BREAD lunch to compensate.

 

[ButterTart]

My important thought for the day has been that there should be a Jack Ryan-themed drag king called Kieran Present-Danger.

 

[Rita]

to answer @Iguana's question, turns out @Rita is my mirror sister

the run was trauma. I've just had a nice SALMON ON TOASTED SESAME BREAD lunch to compensate.

I am having chicken pakora that I made yesterday with a bit of salad on the side. Washed down with a Bellini for my sins.

 

[Lucille]

Omg my CURTAINS have arrived! Was not expecting them today!!

 

[RJN]

But did you ever get your coffee maker?

 

[Lucille]

It was a KETTLE and YES.

 

[COB]

A nice cat video for today:

 

[Jark]

hope everyone is getting nice and LUBRICATED for Jark.FM at 8.30

 

[Jark]

all I've done today is read some short stories, phone a friend (they gave me the wrong answer and I lost £250k) and eat grapes.