Saturday wins some lube
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COB
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They'll put CBD in anything these days 
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COB
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It's okay, wait a while and it'll turn into a barnacle (then just scrape it off)
Marina Salty
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I would like to share that spit is the Devil's lube.
Can't remember where I heard that but it seems fitting.
Can't remember where I heard that but it seems fitting.
Diddy
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I thought it would be BLOOD
Diddy
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Anyway you’re all wrong, the best lube is TEARS
Marina Salty
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Use this in the next moopy linguists challenge, it's darkly poetic.
ButterTart
Like Mussolini or Kennedy
Who was it that revealed their stash of FISTING LUBE during the Scavenger Hunt?
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ButterTart
Like Mussolini or Kennedy
Star
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No I make my own love, fully organic.
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floppet
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Braved the weather to go for a Burger King, unfortunately the police are on some kind of operation and they've blocked the slip road onto the dual-carriageway and the other exits from the roundabout and several other roads nearby so I drove round the back of my estate and discovered that literally my only option was to go home again because all other routes out of my estate are closed. I'd normally take the dog out, walking him over the motorway bridge, so I could have a proper nosey but it's blowing a gale and thrashing down out there and his back legs aren't the best in the cold.
Diddy
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I guess you can have organic chemistry
Diddy
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Maybe she meant to write orgasmic
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win_the_game
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The rain has turned to snow here 
Diddy
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Oh mistyped
I’m drunk btw, after a fairly tedious and expensive dinner with old students.
I was perched on the end because the table wasn’t really big enough for the group, on the corner between THE most boring woman I taught , and the thirstiest woman trying to fill her Christmas Day plans (it’s a dating day here).
They’re both over 25 so basically spinsters in Japan terms so I guess I was adequate.
I wanted to bro it up with the cute guys at the other end
I’m drunk btw, after a fairly tedious and expensive dinner with old students.
I was perched on the end because the table wasn’t really big enough for the group, on the corner between THE most boring woman I taught , and the thirstiest woman trying to fill her Christmas Day plans (it’s a dating day here).
They’re both over 25 so basically spinsters in Japan terms so I guess I was adequate.
I wanted to bro it up with the cute guys at the other end
floppet
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A gust of wind hit the car earlier as I was ready to reverse off the drive and I swear the wheels on the passenger side left the ground.
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Someone just called me a homosexual at the petrol station. Not in an aggressive way, more like OH that's why you look so confused trying to fill your car. Then he told me he cannot homosexual (sic) because he's a Muslim.
Sheikha @DingDong Beverley On High to confirm if it's ok to be a homosexual.
Sheikha @DingDong Beverley On High to confirm if it's ok to be a homosexual.
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You’ll always be my Mademoiselle
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I mean why are there TWO types of diesel and how am I supposed to choose?! I based my choice on the colour of the pump because I prefer orange to yellow.!
Marina Salty
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FFS they're talking about her like she's 70 not 30.
Beverley
GUESS WHO’S BACK?!
My baby is doomed and not because she’s a homo