Someone lied to Monday

[Agneeta]

Happy New Year

 

[ExcitableWoof]

Sausage in a Roll in a Box for me.

 

[big ron]

VERY TIRED

 

[octophone]

It's "Unnecessary Desk Moves Day" here. Pain in the bum and my new seat is right at a corridor. No.

 

[Sheena]

I feel like I've got a BASTARD cold coming and I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME.

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

Have another week off after our trip. Was going to declutter the box room/office today but I'm sat here planning a trip to London because why not.

 

[ExcitableWoof]

Urgent call from work because a thing needed to happen and they needed me to make the magic happen. Sorted it.

 

[big ron]

I feel like I've got a BASTARD cold coming and I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME.

Yeah I think I have the threat of lurgy and no time for it. I'm in PARLIAMENT on Wednesday.

 

[Sheena]

Yeah I think I have the threat of lurgy and no time for it. I'm in PARLIAMENT on Wednesday.

Is it November 5th already?

 

[big ron]

Is it November 5th already?

DONT TEMPT ME.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Agneeta]

The kids really weren't here for it. Neither was I.

 

[jyxz]

I just had to explain to the neighbours kids that my wife wasn’t the one currently walking the dogs

FUN

 

[ExcitableWoof]

I just had to explain to the neighbours kids that my wife wasn’t the one currently walking the dogs

FUN

So WHO IS walking your dogs?

 

[jyxz]

So WHO IS walking your dogs?

My HUSBAND

 

[K.C.]

I have never been so unmotivated to cook like I have today. I NEED TO BE FED.

 

[Agneeta]

I was too tired to cook, so I shoved some sausages in the air fryer and turned them into elite hot dogs with german mustard, crispy onions and jalapeños.

 

[K.C.]

I shoved some sausages in the air fryer

This will never not be a 5-star gourmet meal.

 

[K.C.]

Decided to stop being lazy and finally cooked chicken and rice. I'm not desperate enough for sausages in air fryer.