Speculate wildly about WTF Kate Bush does all day.

[GNL]

Refreshes her Shopify reports page to see if anyone has bought a pack of Fish People-branded playing cards yet.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Singing to her houseplants and pets if any

 

[Ellie]

Practices skateboard stunts under a bridge.

 

[Tisch]

Watches "Best bits of Luann DeLesseps" YouTubes.

 

[Tisch]

Tweets Argos about their deliveries being after 12 and the delivery men being surly.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Kate loves to sample every Deliveroo in the area.

She spends her day refreshing the app hoping for a new service, between updating her comprehensive spreadsheet of all the local menus.

Also: weed.

 

[Shoat]

Campaigns for the nationwide replacement of washing machines with washer women.

 

[Tisch]

HOMEMADE JEWELLERY

 

[Suedehead]

We all know she loved baking
So
Baking

 

[Suedehead]

HOMEMADE JEWELLERY

HANDCUT CRISPS

 

[Finn]

FLOODING HER KITCHEN WITH TEA

 

[Lucille]

Putting apple juice on fruit salads.

 

[Marina Salty]

Ironing her underwear.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Trims the bushes.

 

[Iguana]

Trims the bushes.

I think this wins as most accurate!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I think this wins as most accurate!

 

[Lucille]

You win a stunning fish people t-shirt!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

You win a stunning fish people t-shirt!

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I genuinely quite like this

 

[Lucille]

 

[Iguana]

Who knew @ZenGiraffe was Kate's target audience all along??

 

[disneyteletubby]

She says "It's all very exciting" at every new success with her music, and purchases of Fish People merchandise

Spoiler: Last year's radio interview

And more
Haven't heard Enya speak since 2019, but seen last year. Is it true Kate Bush hasn't been publicly photographed since 2014?

 

[Iguana]

Is it true Kate Bush hasn't been publicly photographed since 2014?

Yes but the last people she was photographed with are too unsavoury for me to post the images

 

[Iguana]

Hang on, I made it work.

 

[VV]

She probably spends a lot of her time telling unwanted visitors to get out of her house!

 

[Marina Salty]

Doing the dishes

 

[ButterTart]

Angrily telling unwanted callers that her son is in the kitchen eating a biscuit.

 

[Marina Salty]

Picking after dog poo

 

[Dark Carnival]

Makes a delicious creamy roasted cauliflower soup.

 

[Iguana]

Picking after dog poo

But hugging her cats

 

[jivafox]

Calling the record company to visit her house so she can show them what she’s been working on and then when they arrive she just takes out a tray of muffins from the oven and laughs maniacally.

 

[Marina Salty]

Smoking cigarette butts

 

[hyperwoof]

Right now I think she's having some Findus Crispy Pancakes she found right at the bottom of an old chest freezer in her garage - like really iced up, like had to chip off the ice but they are still good - so that's tea sorted.

 

[GNL]

If you leave your door unlocked overnight, Kate Bush sneaks into your house and empties a pocketful of weevils into your flour.

 

[hyperwoof]

Kate is currently knitting a chorus out of left over wool she purchased to make gloves.