The Annual Star Questionnaire 2025/2026

[Star]

Name:

Age:

Rate 2025 out of 10:

What bought you joy in 2025?

Who/what are you grateful to have had in your life in 2025?

What was missing/ what were your lowlights from 2025?

What are your personal goals or resolutions for 2026?

Is there anything you’re particularly looking forward to in the new year?

 

[Star]

Keeping it simple this year

 

[Agneeta]

Name: 45

Age: Ag

Rate 2025 out of 10: 0.5

What bought you joy in 2025? Crystal Palace won the FA cup

Who/what are you grateful to have had in your life in 2025? Mr Ag, my friends, my mum and about 70% of Moopy

What was missing/ what were your lowlights from 2025? Kitty

What are your personal goals or resolutions for 2026? I really need to look at my alcohol consumption.

Is there anything you’re particularly looking forward to in the new year? War

 

[Jark]

Name: Madamoiselle Jarkette
Age: 34

Rate 2025 out of 10: 6.5

What bought you joy in 2025?
quitting my job, moving to Paris, Arsenal football club, sunsets, running, friends, live shows by Dua Lipa, Lady Gaga + Chappell Roan, being a slut, alone time.

Who/what are you grateful to have had in your life in 2025?
my friends and my family (moreso with each year) and, more importantly, Nicole Kidman.

What was missing/ what were your lowlights from 2025?
feeling insecure about my job situation/whether I will ever work again (jury's out) and what that might look like.
having few friends in Paris where I actually live, and sometimes feeling like my life has hit a wall and I'm going nowhere.

What are your personal goals or resolutions for 2026?
to smoke less, unless I decide I want to smoke MORE, spend more time offline, figure out a career that doesn't make me miserable, be productive and do loads of writing work/finish a novel, learn French properly, and turn sex into dates into husband(s).

Is there anything you’re particularly looking forward to in the new year?
spamming relentlessly to claim the first weekly #1 on the moopy posters chart 2026.

 

[GNL]

Name: GNL

Age: 34 and a half

Rate 2025 out of 10: 9

What bought you joy in 2025? Jaunts to various European cities, seeing Gaga and Chappel Roan absolutely killing it in concert (and also St Vincent at the Proms), and cheap theatre tickets.

Who/what are you grateful to have had in your life in 2025? Some very lovely friends.

What was missing/ what were your lowlights from 2025? It started out a bit slow and I was feeling a little frustrated professionally but that all worked out in the end.

What are your personal goals or resolutions for 2026? Start saving for the trip to Japan I've been meaning to do since I was a kid... If I start now I might be able to go before I'm 40. More running and swimming perhaps.

Is there anything you’re particularly looking forward to in the new year? Finally seeing My Chemical Romance live.

 

[Apoca]

Name: Apoca

Age: 37

Rate 2025 out of 10: 3.5

What bought you joy in 2025? Concerts, Friends, Family, Sports.

Who/what are you grateful to have had in your life in 2025? Family, friends, therapy, finally unboxing and unpacking how much shame, internalised homophobia etc. I’ve been carrying with me.

What was missing / what were your lowlights from 2025? Slipping into depressive disorder in January - March, multiple panic attacks over spring/summer, basically being on antibiotics from September until Christmas due to various dentist appointments and ailments. A rough 12 months, but lots of it accumulated in the years prior.

What are your personal goals or resolutions for 2026? Keep it simple, do fewer things and do them well, don’t take on more. Be your own coach, not your own harshest critic. I’ve done that for far too long. Just look after myself better.

Is there anything you’re particularly looking forward to in the new year?

olympic winter games, concerts (rosalia, MCR, backstreet boys, ariana), travelling, spending more time with friends.

 

[Marina Salty]

Name: George

Age: 49

Rate 2025 out of 10: 8

What bought you joy in 2025? Making mistakes, expanding personal boundaries, losing 10 kilos of weight

Who/what are you grateful to have had in your life in 2025? Partner, parents, my cat's children

What was missing/ what were your lowlights from 2025? My cat getting sick and undergoing repeated operations and ultimately losing her

What are your personal goals or resolutions for 2026? Continue making mistakes and living it to the fullest

Is there anything you’re particularly looking forward to in the new year? See where my mistakes take me

 

[disneyteletubby]

Name:
disneyteletubby

Age:
23

Rate 2025 out of 10:
7 (better than 2024 was for me, but not perfect)

What bought you joy in 2025?
Buying my own things (mostly CDs, gadgets, essential oils) ️ being in nature more and going on more walks alone and when I liked to. 🌬

Who/what are you grateful to have had in your life in 2025?
What: physical copies of music I like and going to Sri-Lanka in the summer (before the floods later in the year)

What was missing/ what were your lowlights from 2025?
Missing: a new phone (mine is from 6 years ago)
Lowlights: 'Operation Raise The Colours' and being subject to more verbal abuse, partly from being a Reddit moderator, some from (briefly) joining the workforce (and noticing first-hand how racist some people can be).

What are your personal goals or resolutions for 2026?
Personal goals: Take and pass my driving test , meet more sapphics ☺♀
Resolutions: write in my 2026 diary more regularly, read more actual books.

Is there anything you’re particularly looking forward to in the new year?
New Enya album, possibly? ♡ and starting a new course at university in September. And something more likely than either of those, the new episodes of Balamory.

 

[octophone]

Name: Eno H. Potco

Age: 52

Rate 2025 out of 10: 3

What bought you joy in 2025? Music

Who/what are you grateful to have had in your life in 2025? My own living space. An increasingly rare privilege.

What was missing/ what were your lowlights from 2025? The rise and rise of fascism. Aches, pains etc. Bad music.

What are your personal goals or resolutions for 2026? Do a bit more. I had a lot of "CBA" moments and I need to snap out of that a bit.

Is there anything you’re particularly looking forward to in the new year? I have hopes but no expectations.

 

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[big ron]

Name: Ronald Snr

Age: 43.75

Rate 2025 out of 10: 9/10

What bought you joy in 2025? Life, in general. Had a few moments where I realised just how lucky I am in so many ways, and I really tapped into my inner hippy. I have an amazing family, I'm surrounded by incredible friends, we still have both my and Ms Ron's parents in our lives, we have a beautiful home, our health is good, and we get to do so much that we want. I truly am blessed.

What was missing/ what were your lowlights from 2025? Not lowlights as such, but I've had a lot of stress on my shoulders, I carry it well, but the pressure was on in a big way for all of 2025. Its for a good cause, and fingers crossed all that will pay off in 2026, but looking back this week, with that pressure off, I realise I'm basically working two full-time jobs. I need to let go of some things and be a bit easier on myself sometimes.

What are your personal goals or resolutions for 2026? As above, be a bit less of a control freak and trust other people to take some of the workload, be a little bit kinder to myself and find motivation through pride, not self-loathing. I also want to spend a bit more time being creative again. I've started learning music production which I want to put time aside to focus on. I also fully appreciate that I have a partner who supports me and my seemingly ridiculous goals so much, I tell her I appreciate her loads, but I need to back that up with action more when I can.

Is there anything you’re particularly looking forward to in the new year? The last 18 months of hard work, relentless drive and sometimes crazy looking determination to come to fruition. When it does, it will be life changing.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Name: DC

Age: 40

Rate 2025 out of 10: 8

What bought you joy in 2025? Travelling to Indonesia. My best holiday so far.

Who/what are you grateful to have had in your life in 2025? Partner/the place we bought together

What was missing/ what were your lowlights from 2025? World peace. No really, the general political climate is so grim, it’s actually making it hard to look forward to the future.

What are your personal goals or resolutions for 2026? Work out better.

Is there anything you’re particularly looking forward to in the new year? Travelling