The Conservatives: The Wilderness Years

[Penelope]

He dresses his bulldog up in a Union flag jacket (and is allegedly v handsy with male staff), so it was only a matter of time.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

 

[funky]

Mind boggling that politicians don’t have the good sense to at least create a fake account if they want to fap over twinky nipples!

 

[Jark]

Sir Desmond wants to milk that teat, and who can blame him?

 

[VoR]

Penny Mordaunt’s agent: “Hey PenPen! I know things have been a bit quiet lately, but I’ve got you a fantastic TV spot, really good opportunity to showcase your sparkling personality while we prep for the relaunch. What do you say?”

Penny: “Fabulous! What could possibly go wrong?”

 

[Shoat]

What was she thinking. Did she expect they were just going to talk about that time she carried a sword solemnly?

 

[Jark]

Crispin Blunt, the Tory MP (until 2024) who left his wife in 2010 "to come to terms with his homosexuality" seems to have come to terms with it - he's been charged with possession of G, meth, weed and amphetamines

Former Conservative MP Crispin Blunt charged with four drugs offences

Ex-MP for Reigate, 65, accused of one count of possessing a class A drug and three of possessing a class B drug

www.theguardian.com

I do believe some of those should be legal (not meth or G) but I choose to laugh regardless

 

[VoR]

Meth and Amphetamines at 65?! Time to come to terms with FATHER TIME, Crispin!

 

[Agneeta]

I say GOOD FOR HIM!

 

[Finn]

Emily Blunt's uncle OF COURSE

 

[GNL]

We're through the looking glass now. Kemi Badenoch is the nation's sweetheart.

 

[Agneeta]

I hate to say it, but she has been increasingly impressive in the Commons. Very put together and smart. Acting like a savvy opposition leader rather than a right wing loon spurting the normal right wing talking points. Fear her.

 

[Agneeta]

The hatchet job on Polanski is absolutely outrageous. He'll never outrun the hypnotits will he?

 

[big ron]

The hatchet job on Polanski is absolutely outrageous. He'll never outrun the hypnotits will he?

Its wild. The Times now running with MAN RAISED MONEY FOR CHARITY as its smear, while very little about Farage's mystery 5 mil from a non dom crypto nonce.

 

[GNL]

Is Kemi Badenoch okay?

Kemi Badenoch gives former neo-Nazi advisory role after he withdraws as Tory candidate

Joshua Bonehill-Paine says Conservative leader asked him to work with party’s culture and integration commission

www.theguardian.com