The Monday Before Christmas

[octophone]

Might as well keep the theme going.

It's absolutely pissing it down here. Ah well.

 

[Star]

Good morning. I need to do a poundland run for stocking fillers.

 

[Shirley]

I'm relying on a combination of BETA BLOCKERS and BOOZE to GET ME THROUGH IT this year

 

[octophone]

I still need a wee something for my brother - I'm not seeing him until afterwards but if I don't get it now, I'll just worry about it.

 

[Lucille]

En-route home for 6 days in the CRUEL NORTH!

 

[Agneeta]

Doing the BIG SHOP today.

 

[Agneeta]

I still have one gift left to buy, the dreaded sister in law. I need to wrap everything. Then I just need Christmas Eve and I'm done. Everything else happens to me.

 

[big ron]

Hanging from a big weekend. Might start my gravy later but I need a bath first.

 

[big ron]

HONK

 

[Lucille]

HONK

 

[jivafox]

Leaving the in-laws in half an hour and we’ve managed to avoid having a single political argument the whole time (a Christmas miracle in itself) and they’ve just put GBNews on

 

[Shirley]

Everything I ordered from the supermarket is COMING! It's a CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!

 

[Soldi]

Not sure why I’m at work for the next two days considering I’ve got SHIT ALL to do.

 

[Santaliger007]

Wowzers last shopping tommrow dis g ant felling greate me break bros bd saturday


Ligers rule

 

[Agneeta]

Waitrose is full of legit weirdos.

 

[octophone]

Middle class anger is quite something at this time of year. "I wanted that parsnip, you bastard" *stabs fellow shopper with a slender carrot*

 

[octophone]

If I had the free time, I would just stand in front of the sprouts, appreciating them as if they were a fine painting. I reckon I'd be shoved out the way within the first minute.

 

[Agneeta]

These are not people I'm used to. How does an adult woman still call her mother, MUMMY?

 

[Agneeta]

Brave Ag faces posh people.

 

[Agneeta]

The fact I'm still recovering from Saturday SAYS IT ALL.

 

[Agneeta]

£200 for a night of food. Insanity.

 

[Rachey]

We have 3 days to sell all of our fudge before closing it's looking averagely positive...

 

[Santaliger007]

Fudge think like wish new wich scrstch cards had win all big wins on

Ligerttexs roxs

 

[Shirley]

You do see some BIZARRE SIGHTS in Waitrose so unless I'm feeling like being AMUSED or PUTTING ON A SHOW MYSELF I tend to send out for deliveries

 

[octophone]

I have a Tesco gift card so needs must etc.

 

[jyxz]

First world problems

The tumble dryer just decided to throw in the towel

 

[Joseph]

X
M
A
S

XMAS

 

[straightorbroken]

Still completely wiped out energy-wise. Wish you could speed up when you get run down.

 

[Agneeta]

My energy is re-zapped. A brief escape last week, I've been in bed most of the day.

 

[lolly]

M&S food hall as VILE as you'd expect

 

[Agneeta]

I DON'T HAVE A HAM

 

[Agneeta]

I've decided I hate hosting.

 

[Lucille]

Caused hell in the family scrabble game as Mum got 84 points for GLADIOLIS and I challenged it to find the plural is actually GLADIOLUS.

 

[Agneeta]

Caused hell in the family scrabble game as Mum got 84 points for GLADIOLIS and I challenged it to find the plural is actually GLADIOLUS.

You were right to do that.

 

[Lucille]

She got us back with 75 points for divorced (and she soon may will be)

 

[lolly]

Caused hell in the family scrabble game as Mum got 84 points for GLADIOLIS and I challenged it to find the plural is actually GLADIOLUS.

Isn't gladiolus the singular and gladioli the plural?

 

[Lucille]

Omg you’re right.

 

[octophone]

Omg you’re right.

#lucilleruinschristmas