Thursday declares Brighton's seagull population to be, on the whole, very polite

[octophone]

You might have noticed that Basil awards are a bit like Numberwang - it really does depend on factors that not even I can explain but essentially comes down to (1) I'm in a good mood (2) I'm not in a good mood and that cheered me up (3) the other stuff.

 

[Kate]

I just posted your story to the WhatsApp group of friends I'm going with. My American friend's immediate response was "MACARONI PIE?!"

 

[octophone]

I just posted your story to the WhatsApp group of friends I'm going with. My American friend's immediate response was "MACARONI PIE?!"

It's the future. I've tasted it.

 

[Kate]

We're definitely getting some.

 

[Marina Salty]

First night with 30C for this year, i feel like am melting. Trying to console myself with gin, pineapple and mint but it's not working

 

[Star]

I had some coke earlier and now I'm not tired

 

[Nancy]

I had some coke earlier and now I'm not tired

STAR!!!!!!

 

[Sheena]

I had some coke earlier and now I'm not tired

Where punctuation and the lack of a capital letter truly matter...

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh she knows what she's doing.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She just loves cocaine.

 

[Sheena]

Oh she knows what she's doing.

Well yes, I figured THAT much.

NOT COMPLETELY USELESS YOU KNOW

 

[Star]

Where's the missing punctuation?

 

[Lucille]

Off her nut bless her.

 

[Sheena]

Where's the missing punctuation?

Grammar, really. If you'd have said Coke it would obviously be the drink rather than the FUN STUFF. But I did understand the JOKE.

I REALLY DID UNDERSTAND THE JOKE, MOOPY

 

[Star]

Now there's no FUN in Coke is there?

 

[Sheena]

Now there's no FUN in Coke is there?

Edina had it right:

"''I don't think that "Kylie Minogue chokes on vegetarian sausage after all-night not-drinking binge at safe celebrity nightspot," has quite the same ring about it.''"

 

[lolly]

I mean it's STAR

The absolute worst would be an overdose on Junior Disprol with a sugar free, low calorie Monster chaser.

 

[octophone]

I mean it's STAR

The absolute worst would be an overdose on Junior Disprol with a sugar free, low calorie Monster chaser.

Chugging Dannii's Calpol for a hit.

 

[Sheena]

I mean it's STAR

The absolute worst would be an overdose on Junior Disprol with a sugar free, low calorie Monster chaser.

And even then it's more likely to be Monster Munch