Thursday doesn’t understand my humour

[funky]

Morning!

I slept well on a school night for the first time in ages

*goes back to bed*

I’m off tomorrow too so already have that Friday feeling

 

[big ron]

I need to go in to the office but I also dont want to get out of bed

 

[Diddy]

I like your humour, it’s very dry


KYNDA LIKE YOUR VAGYNA, OKKURRRRRRR!!!

 

[Inner Smile]

Looking forward to a HAPPY HAPPY day

 

[Sheena]

I woke up very tired, went to the gym, managed 45 minutes before dying, came home, had the runs and am now wiped out.

MORNING MOOPY

 

[funky]

I’ve just missed the TRAIN

well I missed it by about 5 minutes so I’m sat in the car waiting for the next one.

Fucking mummies in their 4x4s. Would anyone believe me if I said I have to pass SEVEN schools on my 8 minute drive to the station?

 

[octophone]

Had an absolute back-to-school sleep. Work is an absolute bastard right now.

 

[funky]

I'm having one of those "I've so much to do so I'm going to go and make a cuppa and ignore it" moments.

Maybe it won't all be there when I get back.

 

[big ron]

Dragged myself out and its a nice dry crisp morning. One of those days I wish I still ate bacon. Would love a bacon cob and a cup of tea in a steamy cafe now.

 

[Rita]

Good Morning all. Just had a 10 foot Christmas tree delivered for the entrance to the house and me and our Vera are spending the afternoon turning the house in to SANTAS GROTTO. Christmas music blaring through the house, and the smell of mince pies baking in the oven wafting through too. My first batch this year, and hopefully the first of many.

 

[Rita]

I am heading to Ireland tomorrow morning for the weekend to tie up a few a loose business ends and will no doubt fit in a a catch up with some friends who I won’t see over the festive season. MADNESS really when I haven’t been over since January 2020 and everyone is coming over to me on the 22nd but hey, that’s just the way I rock.

 

[Marina Salty]

My mom's dehumidifier stopped working and now I have to buy a new one.
Why do appliances break down only at times when you need to be saving money the most?