Thursday tells a congresswoman her husband is burning in hell.

[Lucille]

Hi @Cloud Are you.... a STRAIGHT?

KEEP YOUR LEGS TOGETHER KATE.

 

[Cloud]

If you meet via online fair enough. If you start an 'online relationship', that way lies pain - been there done that!

Hi @Cloud Are you.... a STRAIGHT?

A stratus? Nah, more of a cumulonimbus, happy to rain on anyone.

I had to google this. @Cloud meet @Floppet

Hello!

HELLO CLOUD.

Hello!

I got all excited earlier thinking this was my last day at work. It took a couple of hours for me to remember that I'm working next Monday

Commiserations and sparing a thought for those whose last day isn't MMMMMMMTOMORROW

 

[floppet]

Hello!

Hello to you too! I'm only interested in EVs because I really need a Tesla Model S with ludicrous mode. I need to try out 0-60 in 2.4 seconds from the lights!

 

[Cloud]

Hello to you too! I'm only interested in EVs because I really need a Tesla Model S with ludicrous mode. I need to try out 0-60 in 2.4 seconds from the lights!

Ah we can dream....

I have a humble Renault Zoe - but she's still more than capable of leaving the boy racers wondering where I went at the traffic light GP...

 

[Rita]

A BISEXUAL?

@funky turning in his grave.

 

[floppet]

Ah we can dream....

I have a humble Renault Zoe - but she's still more than capable of leaving the boy racers wondering where I went at the traffic light GP...

I've got a cute little 1.4 SRI Corsa and I'm a middle-aged girl racer, his name is Lickle Red and he goes like shit off a shovel. I love him.

 

[Beverley]

A BISEXUAL?

@funky turning in his grave.

Every forum needs one!

 

[Sheena]

AND Jake and Swangali

Does THAT still HAPPEN?

WHO KNEW?!

 

[Cloud]

A BISEXUAL?

@funky turning in his grave.

Greedy and proud!

 

[Kate]

KEEP YOUR LEGS TOGETHER KATE.

I was only going to warn him about the predatory gays around here

 

[Cloud]

I was only going to warn him about the predatory gays around here

Predatory, huh?

Were did I put those bunny ears...

 

[Sheena]

Work done, buffet eaten, raffle ended with a bottle of (half decent) champagne and yet more Lindt balls.

It’s now time for a festive nap.

 

[Indie]

is it Christmas yet? Work can go fuck itself.

 

[Star]

Greedy and proud!

That's how they ALL start off here...

 

[Kate]

Oh, Rev Richard Coles' partner has died

And of course a handful of religious CUNTS have expressed similar sentiments to today's thread title.

 

[Shirley]

But they were CELIBATE

 

[octophone]

It's amazing how often people who claim to have the love of The Lord in their very blood turn out to be the most hateful bastards going.

 

[big ron]

See that's how I want to feel.

A green smoothie and a line of k on the train and I was right as rain.

 

[big ron]

Predatory, huh?

Were did I put those bunny ears...

Star date raped me, watch out for her shes these worse

 

[Rita]

Good evening Moopy. I am in bed with my fleecey pyjamas, housecoat, my duvet wrapped round me with an electric blanket on and can’t stop shivering. I don’t have any cold symptoms but I have really bad tummy ache. What a time to be unwell.

 

[lolly]

Sweat it out now Rita. Better to get it out of your system now and hopefully be well by the weekend.

 

[Rita]

Sweat it out now Rita. Better to get it out of your system now and hopefully be well by the weekend.

I am really hoping it is just a 24 hour thing as I felt fine earlier on. I have plans on Saturday, but I am getting terribly nervous at the fact that I am unwell and have so many people coming to stay as of Monday for Christmas which has been planned since last year. I can’t be not well.

 

[Cloud]

Eek. Get well soon @Rita

 

[big ron]

DRESSING GOWN

 

[Sheena]

DRESSING GOWN

[niche gay reference] DRESSING GOWN? She knows nothing about fashion, darling...[/niche gay reference]

 

[Rita]