Thursday too fond of reading threads to care to start them

I have physio at 10:30 so I should probably go to the gym and put myself in a bad way so she can undo all my poor form, but also meh
 
Off for a haircut and then back to campus to get this lesbian essay up to word count and then prepare for the edit.
 
I am heading to the bright lights of Broughty Ferry to look at a house to hopefully get stuck in to in the new year. I am wearing my favourite Louboutins, my hair is playing ball and I am full of SASS. Thursday is a good day.
 
Went to the opera last night, the crowd was 70% QUEENS. Why did no one tell me about this untapped market? Full of just the sort of upmarkets poofs I should be getting into if I want to retire by the age of 35.
 
Phoned in sick this morning only for my boss to tell me "as long as you're in Monday". So will have to try not to CARK IT over the weekend.
 
I spent all morning dreading my mammogram due to all my friends telling me how it was excruciatingly painful and almost impossible to hold still for the ten seconds the x-ray requires and you just have to breathe through the pain. Either my friends are big wusses or my little boobies are actually a bonus because it didn't hurt at all, not even too uncomfortable, and the worst part of it was trying to keep still in an awkward position with your arm flung over a frame.
 

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