Trump threatens 98% tariff on TUESDAY

[big ron]

Fuck me waking up in a calorie deficit is worse than a hangover, thank our lord Donald J Trump for covfefe.

 

[Sheena]

MORNING

Tired but kinda feeling like being productive. Went to the gym, strolled through the sunshine and now debating doing my VAT return.

And think I've finally decided on where to go for my US-time zone working abroad month and will plump for by the beach in Mexico.

 

[Soldi]

Told my manager SEVERAL TIMES last week that I’d be in late today as I was dropping my car off at the garage. Still got a text at 8 asking where I was

 

[octophone]

Morning. The sun is up, the sky is blue and both Pulp and Stereolab are allegedly announcing new albums today.

Takes the edge of a total global meltdown.

 

[floppet]

Mr F finally noticed my black eye. He asked "did you know you've got a black eye?" and I replied "Yes, it's the same one I had all day yesterday". Not much he could say to that.