Tuesday delayed for four weeks

[octophone]

Morning. I slept like an itchy cat.

 

[Diddy]

Morning
Feeling a bit sluggish
Made a video for later in the week, managed to edit out the accidental racial slur I made

 

[Soldi]

MORNIN’

I decided late last night on a WHIM that I’ll move out of my house a week early, this weekend.

 

[Indie]

I slept like a dead mouse.

LAST DAY OF SUMMER PEOPLE! Thunderstorms a'coming tomorrow.

 

[Indie]

Also, happy national beer day

 

[Suomi]

Woke up this morning after having the worst nightmare ever last night - woke up scared as hell at 1am. But I didn’t want to tell @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid because I thought hearing that was a bad way to start his day, only for him to say “I had the worst nightmare yesterday” and to recount the SAME HOME INVASION NIGHTMARE AS ME.

Now this might be because we fell asleep listening to a particularly unpleasant episode of Casefile but STILL. Get outta my dreams (and into my car!)

 

[jivafox]

Hope it wasn’t a

 

[Diddy]

Can we reuse our ASFM entries if SuomiFrid get Freddie Kruegered?

 

[octophone]

 

[COB]

Back at work today after the big move

 

[Soldi]

I’ve just walked out of the gym and there’s a faint smell of HUMAN SHIT in the air

 

[ButterTart]

I’ve just walked out of the gym and there’s a faint smell of HUMAN SHIT in the air

Oh Soldi, not another weight bench prolapse.

 

[Soldi]

Oh Soldi, not another weight bench prolapse.

I’m not being funny but the strongest WHIFF came as I was walking past Beverley’s house so someone forgot to FLUSH.

 

[ButterTart]

I’m not being funny but the strongest WHIFF came as I was walking past Beverley’s house so someone forgot to FLUSH.

It'll be his commode.

 

[funky]

Woke up this morning after having the worst nightmare ever last night - woke up scared as hell at 1am. But I didn’t want to tell @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid because I thought hearing that was a bad way to start his day, only for him to say “I had the worst nightmare yesterday” and to recount the SAME HOME INVASION NIGHTMARE AS ME.

Now this might be because we fell asleep listening to a particularly unpleasant episode of Casefile but STILL. Get outta my dreams (and into my car!)

lockdown has a strange effect on couples. Soon you’ll be dressing up and filming each other doing comedy videos for gay chat rooms

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Had a fabulous conversation with my sponsor and then my best mate

CHATTY TUESDAY

 

[big ron]

I'm having a really shit day, if I am honest.

 

[Diddy]

It'll be his commode.

i was briefly scandalised when I read this as “I’ll be his commode”

 

[big ron]

Just ate MORE THAN THAN THE RECOMMENDED DOSE of CBD gummies, so now the rest of the day will be less shit.

 

[Soldi]

What day is it Nadine?

 

[octophone]

I’ve just walked out of the gym and there’s a faint smell of HUMAN SHIT in the air

I didn't know you were in Glasgow...

 

[GNL]

I’m not being funny but the strongest WHIFF came as I was walking past Beverley’s house so someone forgot to FLUSH.

WELL IT WAS ONE OF YOUS.

 

[octophone]

WELL IT WAS ONE OF YOUS.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I think I have worked too hard for today. I will now do nothing until 6 pm

 

[Soldi]

I think I have worked too hard for today. I will now do nothing until 6 pm

 

[Dark Carnival]

Hmm what a great time to listen to the new Clara Luciani album

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I didn't realise we had new topics/ posts stats on the front page.

 

[floppet]

Dentist appointment today. I've come away with three tubes of prescription toothpaste in a last-ditch effort to try and keep some teeth. I've also got to start taking Calcium and Vitamin D and replace the sugar in my tea with a sweetener that she recommended. She also said to avoid eating so much fruit (I do eat a lot) and to brush my teeth straight after eating anything where possible. She x-rayed all my teeth and then went through the pictures with me. My jawbone isn't strong enough for implants anymore so I'll have to have old-lady false teeth in the not-too-distant future.

It's shit getting old but it beats the alternative.

 

[ButterTart]

I'm visiting the office for the next two days. I'm going in late and finishing early on account of the trains, I want to make sure they understand what an inconvenience it is for me and how I'm much more productive at home.

 

[Soldi]

Hi moopy