Tuesday goes gay due to the altitude difference in Utah

[jyxz]

Gurl…..

 

[Apoca]

I've been to a work trip to Utah once and I can confirm.

 

[Sheena]

I’ve taken it up the UTAH a few times, if that counts?

 

[octophone]

Boiler engineer has arrived. Pray for me Moopz, this is costing me 5k because top floor flat.

 

[Sheena]

PRAYING HE’S HOT, basically

 

[ZenGiraffe]

And since it's the top floor, he might turn GAY

 

[octophone]

He's a nice lad. About my age, I would say. Scaffolder looked at me like I was from Venus but fair enough, I'm tall, pale and underslept.

Also they ballsed up the 'order' - they were supposed to bring a cherry picker and fucked up. Paid extra for that so I'll be getting THAT £200 back...

 

[Rachey]

I'm on my own in the shop today because our teenager has gone sick

I'm already lonely.

 

[big ron]

Does low altitude turn you straight then?

 

[Tisch]

Is that why cabin crew is a notably gay industry?

 

[lolly]

Think heaven may be the better option after all

 

[octophone]

OH MY ACTUAL GOD.

"Can I use your toilet?"

Yeah, sure.

10 minutes later I pop in myself to find he dropped a log and DIDN'T FLUSH.

 

[Iguana]

Maybe he was just taking a break?

 

[Rita]

ewww.

 

[Rita]

I have just ordered some GORGEOUS Cassia Lace Up Alta heels.

LIFE IS ALWAYS BETTER IN 6 INCH HEELS.

 

[octophone]

Maybe he was just taking a break?

Then he can have a fucking Kit-Kat like everyone else.

 

[Joseph]

OH MY ACTUAL GOD.

"Can I use your toilet?"

Yeah, sure.

10 minutes later I pop in myself to find he dropped a log and DIDN'T FLUSH.

Is he really @Martha Skidd

 

[octophone]

His van is unlocked outside and I need a wee. It is taking me all my strength not to exact my revenge...

 

[Kate]

I have just ordered some GORGEOUS Cassia Lace Up Alta heels.

LIFE IS ALWAYS BETTER IN 6 INCH HEELS.

I've fallen over and broken my ankles just LOOKING at them

 

[lolly]

In a charity shop in Worcester and quite taken aback by this

 

[Rachey]

We've got a violinist busking outside our shop that I arranged and she is so good!!

I'm going to see if she knows any Westlife songs

 

[Sheena]

In a charity shop in Worcester and quite taken aback by this

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I kind of love it.

 

[Rita]

I've fallen over and broken my ankles just LOOKING at them

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They are so pretty though.

 

[floppet]

I've fallen over and broken my ankles just LOOKING at them

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Think my hip dislocated ...

 

[octophone]

I'd batter my head off the door if I tried to waddle about in those, even if my joints held up!

 

[jyxz]

In a charity shop in Worcester and quite taken aback by this

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Margi Clarke

 

[octophone]

Full deposit coming back to me on the roadcones and barriers I had to hire for this nonsense. One of the roadcones was a STATE and was ripped so I did wonder if I was going to get shafted for a replacement. But no. Phew.

 

[big ron]

I've fallen over and broken my ankles just LOOKING at them

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Filth

 

[big ron]

Just on the way home from riding rollercoasters at night. Lots of fun.