Tuesday is higher than the s*n

[octophone]

There's a 2 in 1 thread title for ya.

MORNING, OCELOT FANS.

 

[lolly]

And here's 2 in 1 for YOU.

 

[octophone]

Yesss!

I'd love a pet ocelot. So, so cute strolling about like "raar! i ar tiger" but also, once fully grown, will scare the bejesus out of any intruder from crown to coppers.

 

[Indie]

MORNING!

Love half term week. Roads clear, office quiet.

 

[octophone]

It was half-term in Scotland last week. Was quite fun to see the Annoying Fairground that shows up in the town centre on these occasions empty and covered in hail.

 

[floppet]

MORNING!

Love half term week. Roads clear, office quiet.

I love it when the schools are off. I can actually get to work in the same amount of time it usually takes to reverse off my drive into the traffic taking the precious brats to school.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I am having some well deserved non Uni social/ leisure time this afternoon.

 

[Star]

Two year old Kylie is grunting away in the toilet.
Me: Are you ok Kylie?
Kylie: Yeah I'm just chopping logs...

 

[octophone]

Two year old Kylie is grunting away in the toilet.
Me: Are you ok Kylie?
Kylie: Yeah I'm just chopping logs...

Could be worse, he could have said "yeah, just laying some cable here".

 

[Star]

Mr Star has a LOT to answer for

 

[lolly]

I remember one of my nieces would always run in and tell us the shape of her poo after she'd been. My mother was quite worried about her having a shit fixation (good job she doesn't read a lot of my moopy posts), but I always actively encouraged it as being good for her imagination and descriptive skills.

'A baby's arm and some maltesers' was a favourite.

 

[win_the_game]

I love it when the schools are off. I can actually get to work in the same amount of time it usually takes to reverse off my drive into the traffic taking the precious brats to school.

Oh I absolutely agree.

One of the local primary schools I pass on my commute burnt down recently and it’s been a god send. It’s taken at least 10-15 mins off my journey time each morning. Obviously it’s unfortunate for the school but still...

 

[Star]

School holidays reduces my journey time by about 45mins in the morning

 

[Shirley]

Our Malaysian coworker doesn't have Coronavirus

 

[Sheena]

I start work at 8am to avoid traffic. 7:30 driving is such a difference. I finish at 4:45 too- that 15 minutes is the difference of half an hour’s driving time.

 

[Sheena]

Living on the very south of an island does prove difficult!

 

[Kate]

Obviously half term here as well. Bloody families having a nice riverside stroll while I'm trying to huff and puff my way past them.

 

[lolly]

Do no children WALK to school any more?

To think of all potential dalliances with the local paedo with the glass eye I'd have missed out on if my parents had been selfish enough to drive me. I'd feel quite cheated.